March Mayhem

Day 27: Board games

"Luke smacking pigeons is not a board game. Not a board game at all," Jason says almost unbelieving of what he is hearing.

"I have no idea what you are talking about, Hit the pigeon is one of my favourite games," Luke replies within the second, not taking any time to dwell on his words and see how ridiculous he is being.

"Just because you got whacked by one last week when it came out of a bush, doesn't mean you can get revenge on random ones."

"No offence dear, but I'm 90% sure it does. They get what they deserve."

"You really have no idea how stupid you sound," Jason tells him incredulously.

"How incredulous you sound as you tell me a lie, I do not sound stupid, I sound as logical as a bees existence."

"According to all laws of aviation, there is no reason for a bee to be able to fly. That means that what you are saying is completely irrational."

"I thought we were playing board games not quite the bee movie," Luke snarks.

"There is never a time when the bee movie is not relevant," Jason says.

"Now, are you sure, because like last week I quoted the bee movie and then WHACK! I was smacked."

"The bee movie has nothing to do with a wild pigeon."

"That my dear, is where you are wrong."