"Aren't we just so full of hot air?" Luke says with a grin looking out into the open landscape beneath them.
"Make a hot air balloon pun one more time and you'll be taking the express route back to the ground."
"J that is very mean. I would never insult you! And anyway, only I am allowed to kill people," Luke said.
"Ok ok so I wouldn't follow through but I'd rather not start tempting fate and shake the basket of this death trap," J replies as he walks over to Luke, joining him in starting into oblivion as they drift up and away from the ground to be in their special place.
"Like this you mean?" Luke says as he violently shakes the basket making Jason trip over.
"Yes! Exactly like that!"
"Ok then. I know what not to do next time now."
"Ok fine. Just relax and don't do anything else for now yeah?" Jason asks, but it's too late.
He turns around to see Luke stood there with his knife stabbing the balloon repeatedly.
"COME ON MOTHER NATURE SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!!!"
"Jesus Luke can we not have one day where I don't feel like my life is in danger?!"
"No."
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March Mayhem
Random31 day fluff challenge with my two best boys :) (Drabble spin-off for Rapid Escalation) Cover by @anaturalintrovert
