March Mayhem

Day 17: Swimming

Swimming is always a very fun activity. Especially when it leads to totally accident kisses.

Swimming is fun. Me and Luke like to pretend we are mermaids because they are very beautiful and can sing better than we will ever be able to.

That was angsty, I apologise. Luke would never apologise, that is why I am Jason. Not Luke.

So one day we were swim swim swimming, and we were underwater. As much as we like to pretend to be mermaids, we can't actually see because we are humans and water makes us go blind. How sad.

So we swim closer and closer to each other without even realising then BAM!

Nose boop.

And when we nose booped the forward momentum, also known as excess kinetic energy, forced us to kiss underwater.

This may sound nice but really all it did was make us start choking and emergency first aid had to be performed. There is something wrong with us I swear.

So there we have it... the tail of how me and Luke started out being mermaids and ended up flailing around like fish out of water. The tragedy is real.

Tragic.

Elephants are cute, however they cannot swim. I also cannot swim. I lied to Luke. I am no mermaid, I am human.

I am panicking because I cannot swim. I am drowning. I need my lawnmower.