NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)

TEN

january 5th 2019

will, 1:32pm:
good morning my loves <3

george, 1:34pm:
again, it isn't even close to morning

george, 1:34pm:
also if you call me 'my love' ever again i will block you i swear to god

will, 1:35pm:
well clearly someone's not having a very good morning

george, 1:35pm:
it is literally afternoon will

will, 1:36pm:
well yeah but i just woke up so it's morning for me

will, 1:36pm:
had a late night innit

george, 1:36pm:
me too but that's still not how morning works

will, 1:37pm:
alright then top shagger what've you been doing all night?

george, 1:37pm:
none of your business is it

will, 1:38pm:
alex mentioned you were with stephen👀

will, 1:38pm:
did you bang him?

george, 1:39pm:
what the fuck no

george, 1:39pm:
why? are you jealous or something?

will, 1:40pm:
no

will, 1:40pm:
but like why didn't you?

will, 1:41pm:
it's not exactly difficult. his standards aren't high at all

george, 1:41pm:
really don't need to know

george, 1:41pm:
and you do know that i'm straight, right?

will, 1:42pm:
um not from my memories you're not

george, 1:42pm:
i definitely am

will, 1:42pm:
you have literally snogged me before

will, 1:43pm:
quite a few times

george, 1:43pm:
doesn't count. we were both fucked up

will, 1:43pm:
not every time though

george, 1:44pm:
lets be honest, you probably were

george, 1:44pm:
and snogging a lad doesn't make you gay anyway

will, 1:45pm:
...um

alex, 1:45pm:
are you kidding me. i'm trying to sleep and you lot wake me up with this stupid shit?

will, 1:45pm:
alex!!! are you feeling better? <3

alex, 1:46pm:
a little

george, 1:46pm:
it's almost 2pm mate. probably time to wake up anyway

alex, 1:47pm:
well i fucking am awake now aren't i

alex, 1:47pm:
also george i'm pretty sure kissing blokes makes you a bit gay

george, 1:48pm:
not if it's just a snog between mates

george, 1:48pm:
it's only gay if your dick gets hard

alex, 1:48pm:
i mean... solid logic i guess

will, 1:49pm:
that's not the only thing that's solid ;)

george, 1:49pm:
for fucks sake

alex, 1:50pm:
that's it i'm going back to sleep

george, 1:50pm:
no you're not. you need to eat some lunch

george, 1:50pm:
fancy going out somewhere?

alex, 1:51pm:
not really

george, 1:51pm:
tough. i need to get you out of your room

george, 1:51pm:
come get your shoes on prick x

will, 1:51pm:
alright bye then

will, 1:52pm:
love you both xx

alex, 1:52pm:
love you too

george, 1:52pm:
i don't believe you but thanks

will, 1:53pm:
but it's true :(

alex, 1:53pm:
sorry will that's a bit too gay for george

george, 1:53pm:
alex shut the fuck up and tie your laces you nob