NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)

TWELVE

january 6th 2019

george, 1:32am:
oi will can you believe alex made me take him clubbing and then ditched me for some stranger who bought him one (1) drink

alex, 1:33am:
ffs are you telling everyone we know about this?

george, 1:33am:
yes

george, 1:34am:
honestly al i'm outraged

george, 1:34am:
everything i do for you and this is how you repay me

will, 1:35am:
ay it's not alex's fault he's a top shagger

will, 1:35am:
is this stranger fit at least?

alex, 1:36am:
yes :)

alex, 1:36am:
his name is james

george, 1:37am:
i have never met someone called james that i liked

will, 1:38am:
sounds a bit like jealousy georgie

george, 1:38am:
why would i be jealous lol?

george, 1:39am:
i just don't think alex is in the best state of mind to be fucking off and getting drunk with a stranger

will, 1:39am:
he does have a point there al

alex, 1:40am:
i'm fine. i feel better now

alex, 1:40am:
and james is really nice. you don't need to worry about me

george, 1:41am:
just be careful please

will, 1:41am:
you sound like his mum

george, 1:42am:
some of us are just responsible will

will, 1:42am:
wet wipe

will, 1:43am:
have fun alex. make sure he uses a condom and don't do anything i wouldn't do xx

george, 1:43am:
*dont do anything I wouldn't do

george, 1:44am:
because let's be honest will you would do a lot of things alex really shouldn't do

alex, 1:45am:
true

alex, 1:45am:
also i'm not gonna shag him, but fuck you for assuming i'm the bottom

george, 1:46am:
alex james is like 6'5 and you're barely 5 foot there's no way you could top him

will, 1:46am:
shut it alex we all know you're a twink

alex, 1:49am:
i actually hate you both. leave me alone

george, 1:50am:
love you too

will, 1:50am:
he's just kicking off because he knows it's true

will, 1:51am:
it's alright alex twinks are my type xx

george, 1:51am:
shut up will

alex, 1:51am:
please shut up will

will, 1:52am:
damn😔 tough crowd