NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)

THIRTY FIVE

january 14th 2019

alex, 11:36am:
WILL HELP

will, 11:36am:
ALEX WHAT?

alex, 11:36am:
remember last night when george said he's going to go to james's and tell fraser everything

will, 11:37am:
oh yeah

alex, 11:37am:
and then you told him to break james's nose

will, 11:37am:
yes and i stand by my statement

alex, 11:38am:
yeah well george actually just fucking did it

alex, 11:38am:
and i'm not sure if you realised but james is like 6'5, whilst george is barely 5 foot

alex, 11:38am:
so it didn't exactly go very well. and now george is bleeding all over our fucking bathroom

will, 11:39am:
lmao

alex, 11:39am:
it's not funny will!

will, 11:39am:
it's a bit funny al

will, 11:40am:
big ups to george for actually doing it though. what a hero

george, 11:40am:
thanks will :)

george, 11:40am:
i'm not gonna lie i genuinely feel so much better now. i think i might be Ok and perhaps Not Depressed again

will, 11:41am:
i'm happy for you george!!

will, 11:41am:
it's not even afternoon yet and this day has already been so successful

alex, 11:41am:
'successful' is not the world i would use

alex, 11:41am:
george obviously i'm very happy that you feel better

alex, 11:42am:
but... violence is not the answer

george, 11:42am:
i thought i was supposed to be the mum friend of this group?

alex, 11:42am:
i don't know many mums that go around punching people after getting their boyfriend to break up with them

george, 11:43am:
first of all james deserved it

george, 11:43am:
second of all, my mum would definitely do that

will, 11:43am:
your mum doesn't count. we don't like her

will, 11:44am:
also btw how did fraser take it? is he ok?

alex, 11:44am:
well he's quite upset obviously

alex, 11:44am:
but we brought him back to our flat with us and he's our new friend :)

george, 11:45am:
we've already decided we're gonna hang out with him all day and take him out later

will, 11:45am:
aw look at you making new friends :) i'm proud

george, 11:45am:
shut up you're just jealous we have more mates than you

alex, 11:46am:
will come up to london and hang out with us and fraser challenge

will, 11:46am:
i would actually love that. but i can't

alex, 11:46am:
why not? :(

will, 11:47am:
i've got to sort stuff out for moving don't i

alex, 11:47am:
oh yeah

george, 11:47am:
then hurry up and move dummy. we want to see you

will, 11:48am:
aw

will, 11:48am:
we should be ready soon. maybe even next week if we're lucky

alex, 11:48am:
good :)

george, 11:49am:
better make sure you're lucky then🔫

will, 11:49am:
i'm trying mate

will, 11:49am:
i'm gonna go and actually do some important things for once. see ya boys love you

alex, 11:50am:
love you too will

george, 11:50am:
bye love you twat

alex, 11:50am:
hey george if we're going out tonight with fraser can we invite stephen? i haven't seen him in ages

george, 11:51am:
yeah of course

george, 11:55am:
do you know his friend josh? can he come too?

alex, 11:55am:
i don't know him but sure

alex, 11:55am:
is he fit?🤤🤪😝

george, 11:56am:
no.

george, 11:56am:
and if you ever use any one of those emojis again i will kick you out of the flat

alex, 11:56am:
don't care i'll go live with fraser

george, 11:57am:
your dumb ass couldn't survive a day without me and you know it

alex, 11:57am:
...true