NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)

THIRTY SEVEN

january 15th 2019

george, 10:23am:
good morning can you believe i was relatively happy for exactly 14 hours but went and ruined it with my own stupid decisions?

will, 10:23am:
yes actually i can believe that pretty easily

alex, 10:24am:
yeah i'm not gonna lie george i'm not really shocked

alex, 10:24am:
and by the way where the fuck are you?

george, 10:24am:
right now i'm at a bus stop

alex, 10:25am:
why? come back home now pls

george, 10:25am:
what the fuck do you think i'm catching a bus for alex?

alex, 10:25am:
shut it >:(

alex, 10:26am:
where have you been? you left me all alone last night

george, 10:26am:
aren't you still with fraser and stephen

alex, 10:26am:
no. i don't know where they've gone either

alex, 10:27am:
everyone's left and i'm alone and confused. i started the night with 4 friends and woke up with 0 :(

will, 10:27am:
you told me george left with josh and stephen and fraser went to get food without you

george, 10:27am:
fuming i can't believe those idiots left you alone

alex, 10:28am:
i can't believe we made one (1) new friend and in a matter of hours stephen stole him from us

will, 10:28am:
stephen's a scumbag we been knew

george, 10:28am:
we finally make a new friend and we lose him to a ginger. livid.

alex, 10:30am:
right but george

alex, 10:30am:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

alex, 10:30am:
i'm hungover and lonely come home right now please

george, 10:30am:
i'm trying! the bus is taking ages

alex, 10:31am:
but where even are you? you still haven't actually explained where you went

george, 10:31am:
i went to josh's

alex, 10:31am:
whyyyyy? :(

george, 10:32am:
for fucks sake

george, 10:32am:
i wasn't planning on telling you this over text lmao

george, 10:32am:
but yeah we're shagging lol

alex, 10:33am:
oh?

will, 10:33am:
i knew it!

george, 10:33am:
you didn't know shit will

will, 10:34am:
i totally did

george, 10:34am:
you just didn't though????

will, 10:34am:
wait is josh stephen's mate with the cute ears?

george, 10:34am:
what the fuck?

will, 10:35am:
i'm serious. is he the one with cute ears?

george, 10:35am:
he might be?? i don't really look at his ears that much

alex, 10:35am:
right. because you're too busy looking at his dick

george, 10:36am:
basically yeah

will, 10:36am:
i'm not gonna lie georgie if he's the one i think it is, i don't really like him very much. he's a bit of a prick imo

george, 10:36am:
i don't like him much either really

george, 10:37am:
to be honest i find josh completely insufferable when we're not having sex

alex, 10:37am:
but i thought you were straight?

george, 10:37am:
so did i

george, 10:37am:
but recently i've realised i'm a bit less straight than i originally believed

alex, 10:38am:
oh. is that what you were upset about?

george, 10:38am:
that was a big part of it

alex, 10:38am:
i'm very proud of you georgie <3

alex, 10:39am:
come home so i can hug you

george, 10:39am:
almost there bb ;)

george, 10:39am:
yikes this is really not how i imagined telling you about all of this

alex, 10:40am:
you're such an idiot

george, 10:40am:
no u

will, 10:40am:
you're both idiots

will, 10:40am:
i still can't believe george is banging cute ears josh

george, 10:41am:
neither can i

george, 10:41am:
and please stop talking about his ears i am literally begging you

alex, 10:42am:
GEORGE COME HOME NOW

george, 10:42am:
i'm almost there chill

alex, 10:42am:
i was just throwing up and i saw a massive spider in the bathroom. and it was definitely judging me. i've honestly never seen such a bitchy looking spider. please come home and murder it

george, 10:43am:
only you could be so much of a virgin that you feel offended by a spider

alex, 10:43am:
getting brave because you had sex with cute ears josh are we?

george, 10:43am:
shut up

will, 10:44am:
alex you idiot just vomit on the spider

alex, 10:44am:
right thanks will

alex, 10:44am:
quality advice as always