NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)

TWENTY FIVE

january 9th 2019

will, 12:49pm:
good morning boys <3

george, 12:50pm:
i'm honestly beginning to think you don't actually know what morning is

will, 12:50pm:
shut it midget

george, 12:50pm:
alright pipe down minecraft block boy

alex, 12:51pm:
he's proud of that one. i can see him laughing at his phone rn

george, 1:51pm:
uh aren't you meant to be snogging your boyfriend alex?

alex, 1:51pm:
he's not my boyfriend

alex, 1:52pm:
and i can't exactly snog him when you're sitting a couple metres away from us can i

george, 1:52pm:
you could. you're just too much of a pussy

will, 1:52pm:
you two actually argue like a married couple i stg

george, 1:53pm:
but alex is married to james😤

will, 1:53pm:
nice to see george's jealousy is getting better

george, 1:53pm:
i'm not fucking jealous

will, 1:54pm:
you're clearly either jealous or you just really hate james

january 9th 2019

george, 1:54pm:
shut up

will, 1:55pm:
ooo why are you messaging me outside the gc?

will, 1:55pm:
is there something you don't want alex to know?👀

george, 1:55pm:
will seriously please shut the fuck up

will, 1:56pm:
ok

will, 1:56pm:
but why?

george, 1:56pm:
look. obviously i don't hate james

will, 1:57pm:
uh. is that meant to be your subtle way of admitting that you're jealous?

george, 1:57pm:
yes

will, 1:57pm:
aww that's well cute

george, 1:58pm:
don't be so patronising about it you dick

will, 1:58pm:
sorry i just meant you and alex would be a cute couple

will, 1:58pm:
do you at least reckon you're better looking than this james fella?

george, 1:59pm:
i don't know

george, 1:59pm:
i can't lie he's a pretty attractive bloke. i get what alex sees in him

will, 1:59pm:
oh

will, 2:00pm:
but so are you george. you're a gorgeous man, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

george, 2:00pm:
um thanks???

will, 2:00pm:
anytime😘

will, 2:01pm:
wait hold on hold on

will, 2:01pm:
i thought you were straight???

george, 2:01pm:
yeah i am

will, 2:02pm:
but you just said you're jealous of alex and james??

george, 2:02pm:
well yeah

george, 2:02pm:
but it's like friend jealous innit

will, 2:03pm:
right... yeah.. of course

george, 2:03pm:
alex is my best friend. obviously i'm going to be jealous

will, 2:03pm:
sure. of course

will, 2:04pm:
but you know you can tell me anything, right? i'm always here for you

george, 2:04pm:
i know. thanks will

george, 2:04pm:
i promise if i ever realise i'm gay and madly in love with alex, you'll be the first person i tell

will, 2:05pm:
good. love you georgie

george, 2:05pm:
love you too mate