NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)

TWENTY TWO

january 8th 2019

george has created a group chat

will, 12:36pm:
oh yay you're talking to me again

will, 12:36pm:
guess this means you don't both hate me then

george, 12:37pm:
i wouldn't go that far

alex, 12:37pm:
we want to give you another chance

alex, 12:38pm:
but we need you to be honest with us from now on

george, 12:38pm:
and we really need you to sort your shit out

george, 12:39pm:
which means no more fucking drugs

will, 12:39pm:
i can do that

george, 12:40pm:
you better

george, 12:40pm:
or we're both gone

will, 12:40pm:
i will. i promise

will, 12:41pm:
i'd do anything not to lose you again

alex, 12:41pm:
ew that's fucking gay

will, 12:42pm:
right. because you're a massive heterosexual aren't you alex

alex, 12:42pm:
yes i am😌

alex, 12:42pm:
watch out george i'm coming for your role as the local cishet

will, 12:43pm:
not very convincing when you've got a massive fuck off 6'4 absolute daddy of a boyfriend

alex, 12:43pm:
i-

alex, 12:43pm:
jesus christ

alex, 13:44pm:
there's so much wrong there, i'm not even gonna try to unpack it all

george, 12:44pm:
alright are you two done acting like nothing's happened?

george, 12:44pm:
because we were kinda in the middle of a fucking important conversation that i'd like to finish

will, 12:45pm:
right sorry

will, 12:45pm:
pls don't spank me lol

alex, 12:45pm:
based on your last comment about james, i think you'd probably enjoy it if he did

george, 12:46pm:
i'm going to fucking lose it with you lot i swear

george, 12:46pm:
alex i know you're just trying to distract me because you don't want to talk about this stuff, but it's important and we need to just get it over with

alex, 12:47pm:
sorry

george, 12:47pm:
and will, i know you can't help your naturally terrible personality, but can you just pretend to have half a fucking brain cell for a few minutes? are you capable of that?

will, 12:47pm:
i'll try my best

george, 12:48pm:
ok

george, 12:48pm:
we need to talk about last year

will, 12:48pm:
what about last year?

george, 12:49pm:
all of it

george, 12:49pm:
we need to go over everything that happened, tell each other how we felt then and how we feel now

george, 12:50pm:
and we have to be completely honest, no withholding the truth, or we're never going to get anywhere

will, 12:50pm:
god you make it sound so intense

will, 12:51pm:
can i go make a sandwich first? i think i'm gonna need it

george, 12:51pm:
for fucks sake will

alex, 12:52pm:
take as long as you need

will, 12:52pm:
thanks boys!! i'll be quick i promise

alex, 12:53pm:
will be like: sir that's my emotional support sandwich😔

george, 12:53pm:
you chat so much shit when you're nervous

alex, 12:54pm:
let me have my coping mechanisms in peace bully

{soo i decided to do this conversation over two chapters because it's going to be pretty long and i wanted to get something posted tonight. hope you're not disappointed. i'll try and post part 2 tomorrow, but no promises xx}