NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)

SIXTEEN

january 6th 2019

will, 11:49pm:
is alex meant to be coming over later? i thought it was just gonna be you and me tonight

stephen, 11:49pm:
yeah it is. i've not spoke to alex in weeks??

will, 11:49pm:
he's just told me and george he's with you right now

will, 11:50pm:
which he's clearly not because i can see you standing naked in the kitchen making brownies for me

will, 11:50pm:
and i don't think alex would be half as appreciative as i am

stephen, 11:50pm:
he's probably just shagging some other btec stephen

will, 11:51pm:
yeah probably

will, 11:51pm:
i almost accidentally told him and george that i'm here

stephen, 11:52pm:
would it even matter that much if they knew though? it's not like you're doing anything to them. you're just existing in the same area as them

will, 11:52pm:
i know, but it'd just make things weird

will, 11:52pm:
they'd either want to see me and we'll end up fucking everything up because it's still too soon for that

will, 11:53pm:
or they'll realise how much they really don't want to ever see me, and then any chance i have with them will be gone

stephen, 11:53pm:
i think you're just overthinking this mate

stephen, 11:54pm:
it's probably way worse lying to them

will, 11:54pm:
not if they don't find out

will, 11:55pm:
hey i know i said earlier that i fancied a quiet night in, but do you think it's too late to go out now?

will, 11:55pm:
i kinda just wanna get fucked up

stephen, 11:56pm:
that's always what you want to do

stephen, 11:56pm:
but yeah sure let's go. just give me a few minutes to put some clothes on

will, 11:57pm:
do you have to?

stephen, 11:57pm:
well public nudity tends to be pretty frowned upon, so yeah

will, 11:57pm:
what a shame

will, 11:58pm:
the public should think themselves lucky to see your ass

stephen, 11:58pm:
you really do have the worst compliments in the world