january 16th 2019
will, 10:47am:
good morning my boys❤️george, 10:47am:
fuck off virginwill, 10:47am:
that's not very nice :(alex, 10:48am:
george did you not go to josh's?george, 10:48am:
no. i couldn't just leave yougeorge, 10:48am:
i told you, i'd rather be with you than joshwill, 10:49am:
leaving alex for josh would be a massive down grade let's be honestgeorge, 10:49am:
i agreealex, 10:49am:
i don'talex, 10:50am:
i feel bad for stopping you from having funwill, 10:50am:
how much fun can josh possibly give anyone?george, 10:50am:
he's not THAT bad willgeorge, 10:51am:
but alex was sad and alex is a lot more important to me than cockalex, 10:51am:
wow that's adorable. thanks georgegeorge, 10:51am:
anytime b xwill, 10:52am:
wait al why were you sad?alex, 10:52am:
doesn't matterwill, 10:52am:
you sure?alex, 10:53am:
yes.will, 10:53am:
do you feel better now though?alex, 10:53am:
not really tbhwill, 10:54am:
oh :/ love you big algeorge, 10:54am:
al we want to help you, but we can't if you don't tell us what's wrongalex, 10:54am:
there's no point. you can't help anywaywill, 10:55am:
we can tryalex, 10:55am:
fuck off will. you can't do shitwill, 10:55am:
well fucking hell alright thenalex, 10:58am:
shitalex, 10:58am:
i'm sorry. i didn't mean to be blunt like that. but there's really nothing you guys can dowill, 10:58am:
it's alrightgeorge, 10:59am:
alex mate i'm taking you out tonight. you need to relaxalex. 10:59am:
getting drunk won't helpgeorge, 10:59am:
good job that's not what we're doing thengeorge, 11:00am:
i was thinking we could just fuck around in london for a bit? i'll take you to that cute restaurante near the park that you likealex, 11:00am:
ohalex, 11:00am:
that's so sweetalex, 11:00am:
but you don't have to do that georgiegeorge, 11:01am:
but i want to. you need to have some funalex, 11:01am:
thank you. i love you so muchgeorge, 11:01am:
love you toowill, 11:02am:
fuming. i love that restaurant toogeorge, 11:02am:
we'll take you there as soon as you move in to your new placewill, 11:02am:
you better😤 that place is cute as fuckgeorge, 11:03am:
hurry up and get to london then😤will, 11:03am:
bitch i'm trying😤😤alex, 11:03am:
george come back to bed😤george, 11:03am:
no i'm making you breakfast😤alex, 11:04am:
oh ok thank you😤george, 11:04am:
you're welcome😤will, 11:04am:
god you two are fucking virgins{a/n hi holy fuck how is this story on 20k reads?? thank you so much!!
also how are we on part 40 and none of them are dating yet? when i said this was gonna be slow burn i didn't think it was gonna be THIS slow burn ffs. sorry
oh and also not to self promote but maybe if you want go read my one shot book PLASTIC TASTE. it's decent i promise. thanks}
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Fanfictionunknown number, 7:04pm: this is george and alex, right? george, 7:05pm: fuck off alex, 7:05pm: please don't message us again