january 16th 2019
will, 10:47am:
good morning my boys❤️
george, 10:47am:
fuck off virgin
will, 10:47am:
that's not very nice :(
alex, 10:48am:
george did you not go to josh's?
george, 10:48am:
no. i couldn't just leave you
george, 10:48am:
i told you, i'd rather be with you than josh
will, 10:49am:
leaving alex for josh would be a massive down grade let's be honest
george, 10:49am:
i agree
alex, 10:49am:
i don't
alex, 10:50am:
i feel bad for stopping you from having fun
will, 10:50am:
how much fun can josh possibly give anyone?
george, 10:50am:
he's not THAT bad will
george, 10:51am:
but alex was sad and alex is a lot more important to me than cock
alex, 10:51am:
wow that's adorable. thanks george
george, 10:51am:
anytime b x
will, 10:52am:
wait al why were you sad?
alex, 10:52am:
doesn't matter
will, 10:52am:
you sure?
alex, 10:53am:
yes.
will, 10:53am:
do you feel better now though?
alex, 10:53am:
not really tbh
will, 10:54am:
oh :/ love you big al
george, 10:54am:
al we want to help you, but we can't if you don't tell us what's wrong
alex, 10:54am:
there's no point. you can't help anyway
will, 10:55am:
we can try
alex, 10:55am:
fuck off will. you can't do shit
will, 10:55am:
well fucking hell alright then
alex, 10:58am:
shit
alex, 10:58am:
i'm sorry. i didn't mean to be blunt like that. but there's really nothing you guys can do
will, 10:58am:
it's alright
george, 10:59am:
alex mate i'm taking you out tonight. you need to relax
alex. 10:59am:
getting drunk won't help
george, 10:59am:
good job that's not what we're doing then
george, 11:00am:
i was thinking we could just fuck around in london for a bit? i'll take you to that cute restaurante near the park that you like
alex, 11:00am:
oh
alex, 11:00am:
that's so sweet
alex, 11:00am:
but you don't have to do that georgie
george, 11:01am:
but i want to. you need to have some fun
alex, 11:01am:
thank you. i love you so much
george, 11:01am:
love you too
will, 11:02am:
fuming. i love that restaurant too
george, 11:02am:
we'll take you there as soon as you move in to your new place
will, 11:02am:
you better😤 that place is cute as fuck
george, 11:03am:
hurry up and get to london then😤
will, 11:03am:
bitch i'm trying😤😤
alex, 11:03am:
george come back to bed😤
george, 11:03am:
no i'm making you breakfast😤
alex, 11:04am:
oh ok thank you😤
george, 11:04am:
you're welcome😤
will, 11:04am:
god you two are fucking virgins
{a/n hi holy fuck how is this story on 20k reads?? thank you so much!!
also how are we on part 40 and none of them are dating yet? when i said this was gonna be slow burn i didn't think it was gonna be THIS slow burn ffs. sorry
oh and also not to self promote but maybe if you want go read my one shot book PLASTIC TASTE. it's decent i promise. thanks}
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Fanfictionunknown number, 7:04pm: this is george and alex, right? george, 7:05pm: fuck off alex, 7:05pm: please don't message us again
