january 6th 2019
george, 9:11am:
will i swear i just saw a guy in waitrose who looks exactly like you
george, 9:11am:
always knew you were a tory😔 disappointed but not surprised
will, 9:13am:
haha that's funny why would i be in waitrose in london at 9am lmao??
will, 9:14am:
wait you're in waitrose so,, doesn't that make YOU the tory?
george, 9:14am:
shut up it's the closest supermarket to our apartment. you should probably remember that stupid bitch
will, 9:15am:
why are you even in waitrose at 9am though. absolute twat
alex, 9:15am:
shuut tge fuck up im sleepimg
george, 9:16am:
him. that's why
george, 9:16am:
that monster came back hungover an hour ago and hasn't stopped fucking whining about how we don't have any pain killers
alex, 9:17am:
head hurtds
will, 9:17am:
aw
george, 9:17am:
it's your own fault alex
george, 9:18am:
don't say aw. he's not cute. he's annoying as shit
alex, 9:18am:
:( sirry georgie
george, 9:19am:
i'm getting deja vu from this. it feels just like all the times i had to do the same shit for will
alex, 9:19am:
dont say tgat
will, 9:19am:
it was just one night george. it's not really the same
george, 9:20am:
i know
george, 9:20am:
but you know i can't help getting over-protective over this sort of stuff
alex, 9:21am:
i know but
alex, 9:21am:
i fine
alex, 9:21am:
an
alex, 9:21am:
i am fine
will, 9:22am:
take your time mate
george, 9:22am:
yeah. you sound completely fine
alex, 9:22am:
i am!!! !!
will, 9:23am:
did you have fun at least?
alex, 9:23am:
yes!!
alex, 9:23am:
james is so niiice
alex, 9:23am:
and fit
alex, 9:24am:
nd he's not mean ti me like you gys
george, 9:24am:
get james to walk to waitrose in his pyjamas at 9 o'clock then you ungrateful shit
alex, 9:25am:
ily george
will, 9:25am:
...someone's a bit jealous
george, 9:26am:
i'm not jealous
george, 9:26am:
what would i even be jealous of? it's not like i want to shag alex
will, 9:26am:
hmm ok
alex, 9:26am:
james didnt shag me??
will, 9:27am:
would you even be able to remember if he did?
alex, 9:27am:
probly not :(
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NO FUN ☹ (imallexx x memeulous x willne)
Fanfictionunknown number, 7:04pm: this is george and alex, right? george, 7:05pm: fuck off alex, 7:05pm: please don't message us again
