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The very next day, Optimus took out his ground-bridge controller and kissed me awake. "Where to today, Mrs. Prime?" he asked misheviously. I lightly smacked him on the side of the helm and chuckled, sitting up. "Why not...another beach?" I suggested,"Someplace warmer." Optimus' optics lit up,"I know a good place." He typed something into the controller, then a ground-bridge opened up. We transformed and drove out of the forest into a fairly empty parking lot at the top of a steep cliff. It wasn't completely empty, but there were a few humans there. Our holoforms climbed out and we made our way to the edge of the cliff. The day was hot, and the water was calm, looking so much more inviting. A group of about six young adults were clustered at the top of the cliff. Four boys and two girls who looked as if they'd much rather be doing something else instead of watching the boys do stupid antics to try and impress them. One boy, who looked more like great brute of a man than a nineteen year-old, spotted Optimus and I walking closer. He wolf-whistled as we passed by "Look at that a**," he said to his fellows, who merely glanced at me and turned their attention back to the other two girls. I felt Optimus' hand tighten around mine and knew he was becoming protective. The brute stepped in front of me and shoved Optimus to the side then leaned against a black Porsche,"So we're you from, pretty lady? Heaven?" I raised an eyebrow. If only he knew I came from the place Cybertronians called Hell. "Who's this?" the brute asked, jabbing a thick thumb at Optimus,"Brother?" "Husband," I replied calmly,"Now would you kindly allow us past." The brute laughed,"Oi, fellas! This here midget the angel claims is her husband." The other boys gathered around us, grinning. The brute was easily bigger than Optimus, but only in human form. In bot mode Optimus would tower over this man. Optimus stood protectively near me,"You may all leave." All the boys laughed. "Listen up, squirt," a much shorter boy squeaked,"When Barny sees a girl he likes, he gets her." Optimus crossed his arms over his bare chest, his muscles pulling tight,"And I'm supposed to be afraid of you, Barny?" Barny smirked and cracked his knuckles,"My first middle name is Divorce. Second middle name is Punch, third middle name is F***the livin' daylights outta the girl." Optimus snapped and landed a blow, hard and true to Barny's stomach. Barny keeled over, vomiting, then the rest of the boys jumped on Optimus with flailing fists. The Prime, being a far more experienced fighter, ducked and dodged swings and kicks from every side, his graceful moves looking like the ripples in water compared to the clumsy strikes of the less experienced boys. Suddenly a hand roughly grabbed my wrist and Barny spun me around to face him. "Get in the back of the Porsche," he grinned,"My third middle name's about to take place." "Nice try," I said in a bored tone. Barny growled, then crushed me to his chest. He reeked of beer and unwashed clothes and sweat. His hands began groping for my aft, but I'd had more than enough to do with him already. I brought my knee up hard between his legs. Barny's ugly pig-eyes bulged out of his head and he let go of me, clutching his private region. "We are specially trained combatants," I said sternly,"You messed with the wrong couple. And to ensure you'll never do this again..." I grabbed him by the front of his shirt and brought him nose-to-nose with me, trying not to breathe too deeply. "If you ever try this endeavor again, I will do worse to you," I threatened, then spun and shoved him away,"Now take your friends and leave." Barny limped away, calling his boys to him. The girls were looking at their phones and giggling. "You sure showed them," one grinned. I smiled back at her, then watched both girls head to their car. Optimus rested his hands lightly on the lavendar towel tied around my hips and I felt his breath against my ear. "Are you alright?" he asked me softly, his thumbs just barely brushing against the exposed skin of my waist. "Yeah, I'm okay," I replied,"You?" "They never even touched me," Optimus chuckled, and I felt his lips brush my ear. The sun was beating down on us, and the sound of the lapping waves below us was more of a tease than the light caresses Optimus was lavishing upon my neck with his lips. I grabbed his wrists and lifted his hands off my hips so I could turn and face him. "Are we going to stand in the sun all day or go swimming?" I asked,"Because I'm choosing the latter." I untied the towel from my hips and ran to the edge of the cliff. I jumped and poised my arms in a point above my head, diving into the water like an arrow. Tiny white bubbles tickled my cheeks, then just as my vision started to clear, a bigger cloud of white bubbles appeared. I closed my eyes and kicked for the surface, breaking into the air again. I shook the water out of my eyes and brushed my hair out of my face. Suddenly two hands grabbed my ankles and dragged me under again. I turned in time for Optimus to kiss me, a tiny stream of bubbles escaping from between our lips just seconds before they met. Optimus' hands roamed freely over my holoform's body, the water making it feel almost otherwordly. A stream of bubbles escaped my nose as I moaned underwater, wrapping my legs around his waist. Optimus set a hand on my back, then kicked strongly for the surface. We resurfaced coughing and gasping for air, then crawled onto the shore in the shade of the cliff. Optimus was breathing hard, but he lay me down on my back in the moist sand and kissed me strongly on the mouth. I stretched my arms above my head and let Optimus take full control. He ran his hands over every inch of my still-wet body and lavished my neck, collarbone, and lips with hot passionate kisses. He ran his hands over my thighs and down my legs, then ran his hands back up to my waist to run over my shoulders and up my arms. Finally I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him hard. "Best honeymoon ever," I murmered and felt him chuckle against my lips.