Parody on EK 30: "Devil & Angel on each Shoulder"

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Author's Note: I wrote an alternate/variation to "Once Bitten, Twice Shy, Thrice the Fool" (previous post) but the timing was off to publish it earlier. But EK 30 changed ALL that in the first 5 minutes and hence here's the IRL/updated version.

I love Can Divit, period!  I've already written ~60,000 words on, about and for him!  I know he's generous, kind, gorgeous, flawed and imperfect! Now, Can Divit (not Yaman) & I ... we're on a mini-break



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From/Address,

The Devil, Omnipresence and Hell.

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To/Address,

Can Divit, Istanbul  and Rotten Earth.


My Dear Can,

You know I have your best interests at heart, always! So, below is a 10-point list of everything wrong with Sanem and why she's really really really bad for you. I hope you read, acknowledge and act according to my advice.


1. Sanem lies, white lies, simple lies, black lies, lies ALL the time

Yup, Sanem lied to you, repeatedly,  and kept a secret from you! This is the second time she's betrayed your trust.... that's just simply unforgivable!   You simply will not allow it to happen a third time!    The last time she lied, she was protecting you from your brother's betrayal, supposedly, so I say, fair enough!  But what's her reason this time? Who and what was she protecting you from? I tell you man... she's too far gone this time, to a point of no return into the deep abyss! 

Can Divit can be fooled once, maybe twice, for the third, he's getting the hell out of town....hey, rats do leave a  sinking ship after all?!  

hey, rats do leave a  sinking ship after all?!  

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2. Thank God she didn't accept your proposal

Man, did you actually propose marriage to this woman?  Wow... how wrong were you in judging her character?  Would you have gone through with marrying her if she had accepted?   

Boy, I'm so glad that you actually listened to her when she didn't want to announce your relationship to the mahalle and her parents.  Now you're just disappointing her, one less person to worry about, rather than her entire clan! As it is, that's more commitment than you were ready for, no?!

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