Out of the dark.

The Time We Broke The Internet.

Seto POV

I woke up around 6:30 am due to being stuck in my regular routine. Joey was tangled against me with his head under a pillow. I grabbed my phone and checked some emails. Mokuba was running KC without any issues. Next I checked my Twitter. It was blowing up with tweets about Joey and I being in the states.

"What time is it?" Joey mumbled from under the pillow.

"Almost seven. Want to get breakfast?" I asked, setting my phone down.

"Mmm some greasy bacon sounds good." Joey rolled closer to me.

I wrapped my arm around Joey and squeezed him. "Greasy bacon? Anything else?"

"Surprise me." Joey kissed my arm before stretching. "Gotta pee."

"I'll have something sent up. I'll look by the phone I'm sure there's a menu." I stretched and watched Joeys naked form retreat to the bathroom.

"My ass hurts," Joey called out from the bathroom.

"Ha." I chuckled and picked up the room service menu. "Come pick out what you want to eat."

"Alright hang- What the?! Oh damn it!" Joey shouted from the doorway.

"What?" I dropped the menu and hastily made my way to the bathroom. "What happened?"

"Lobby moss." Joey mumbled with his head tipped back. Turning him around, I saw his chest was covered in a thin layer bloody specks and there were bloody droplets on the toilet. "Mm okay." He mumbled.

"Sit down." I gently pushed him onto the toilet after putting the lid down. "Are you okay?"

"Mmhmmm." Joey mumbled.

"What happened?" I dabbed at Joey's chest to clean the blood.

"Mmm not sure." Joey shrugged. "Mm okay now."

"Are you sure?" I looked at Joey, who nodded. "Maybe you should sit down." I held my hand out to my husband of less than 24 hours. "come on, let's go sit down." I pulled Joey from the bathroom and led him back to bed. "Just lay down. Does it hurt?"

Joey shook his head and flopped
back down. "Mmnoo. Mmmokay. Bacon?"

"Ha. Only you." I shook my head and grabbed the food menu and went over it with Joey. I called down and had the food ordered. "I'm going to take a shower. The food should be up soon."

"Yeah yeah. Just go wash." Joey stuck his tongue out at me.

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Joeys POV

Seto went to shower and I checked my phone. I had tons of notifications. "The fuck?" I opened Twitter and saw the viral freak out. Stuff about us together, nothing really incriminating about being married. There was a knock at the door and I bounced up from the bed. "Hang on a sec, I'll be right there!" I grabbed some boxers and opened the door.

There was a woman holding a few trays of food. "Uhh..?"

"Would it be easier if ya came in?" I led the restaurant employee in and helped her set the food down.

"Uhh so... you're not Seto Kaiba..?" She cocked her head.

"Ah. Ha. No. Uhh no I'm not." This could turn out bad. "Uhh he's uh showering."

"But you're... OH MY GOD." A flash of recognition crossed her face. "Oh my god."

"Uh hang on a second. Stay here." I held my hands up and went to the bathroom. Setos wallet was on the counter, I grabbed it and walked back out to where the lady stood. "Okay.... so look. Ya can't say-"