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Hirquitickes in My Life

Now the first thing that may cross your mind is what the fuck does this shit mean? Well, let me ease your troubled mind. 

Hirquitickes basically means "horny teenager" (Credit to Merriam Webster Dictionary).

Once upon a time, yours truly, read the dictionary. Now before you point and judge a very talented and loved (hated too) rapper read the dictionary like a crazy ass boss.

Can you guess? 

Leave a comment below if you know it and don't search it up 

**smh if you do**

Ok so back to the horny teenagers' thing!

Lately, most of my guy friends act in a way that makes me think that they want to get into my pants, especially John, the flirty not so much a friend, but a man hoe? 

Yeah, that one. 

Sometimes, he'll just talk to me just to be flirty or basically horny, I don't really know, but it goes like that. That and or he'll later just talk like an actual friend rather than just straight up hitting on me. Don't get me wrong, either. I play along with him and the others cause like well, why the fuck not? Ha. 

Not tryna be a hoe or anything, but like they started it.

Next person, Tim. 

But I can't really blame him, he only "messes" with me in the afternoon. By "mess" I mean just be playful. The most he has done is just sleep on my chest, which I would allow for any of my real guy friends. I mean like it's normal and really comfy, so I don't blame him.

Okis person number tres: David.

If I'm not wrong this is the first time I'm talking about David. So basically David is friends with Alex the sexual offender and the guy I always sit next to in lunch. David is kinda like Alex in a way with the tickling thing. We always playfully argue and lately, he has been really bold. By this I mean, he has been flipping patties with me and if you don't know what I mean please don't ask. I'ma feel even more hoeish. Well, this has been a thing for me since like 8th grade so ain't my fault. 

Me thoughts: Personally, I blame IDEA... Lol. Jonathan knows what I mean

To my readers who might take this out of context, he was witnessing the hirquitickes including his cousin Joel. But I had a thing for him in 8th grade so ehh...

David, I'm cool with cause well I trust him better than other guys here in Houston. 

(Of course, I'm not trusting my "brother" Cyran. I was adopted by his friends/ family).

P.S to Cyran Tuesday and maybe Wednesday I'ma join you guys at the Gay Corner so bring me Pocky lol.

Okis, so that's it for the hirquitickes for now...

Oh and I've been talking to my good friends from one of my 3 middle schools. Yeimy, Edgar, Ayo, and John. The years I spent in Stell literally the best and worst years of my life. The bittersweet years that shaped me. 

Love you, peeps!!