Our mission (dbh Connor x android reader)

Chapter 26

"What?" You asked confused. "That whole...mood swing stuff." He said motioning towards you. "Mood swings?" You still were confused. "Come on, let's go sit down, this might take a while." Death said before going off to most likely some where to sit. You all sat on empty crates and You waited for one of the two to start talking.

"So, now that you're a deviant...it has some side effects." Markus started. "I swear, you are a walking telemarketer. 'Do you want to live the deviant life style? Oh ho! All you have to do is call 1-800-donewiththisbullshit to get your order for only $19.99! Side affects include mood swings, long explanations, hiding secrets, and possible shut down!'." You joked, trying to make fun of some of your worries. Death started laughing while Markus looked a little embarrassed. You laughed but motioned Markus to continue. "Well, all androids go through mood swings, the severity of them all differ. So, I thought you might need to know that, also, stress levels." He paused. "I'm following." You confirmed. "Deviant stress levels are more delicate, you won't be able to handle as much as you could, you can become overwhelmed by things you were originally able to do." He explained.

"Well then, deviancy sounds great!" You said sarcastically. Death laughed and Markus rolled his eyes. "Hey, it's better than being wrapped around someone's finger." Markus said. "Well, I mean, a certain someone has her wrapped around his finger." Death smirked devilishly. "Why are we bring Connor into this?" You asked. "Ah ha! So you admit!" She laughed. "Wha! No! It's just obvious you're referring to him!" You protested. Markus snickered as this chaos unfolded. "Oh shut it!" Your face was bright blue as you joined In the laughter. "Oh, I almost forgot. It's very rare, but sometimes deviancy can lead to lethal side affects." Markus warned. "Oh my god, there's the possible death side affect. You're perfect for an opiate commercial." You referred back to your joke from earlier. "I'm sorry, would you like me to warn you about this stuff or randomly start coughing up therium!?" He was embarrassed and agitated and death was loving the show. "Coughing up therium....sounds like something a ten year old would draw to try and be edgy." You snickered and death burst out laughing. "Don't forget the flowers!" She laughed.

[A/N-low key me throwing some shade😂]

Markus held back a chuckle. "Alright, alright. I'm being serious, there's only been two cases of it but we still warn everyone about it." Markus went back to serious talk. "Okay, so. I'm going to be an emotionally unstable asshole, stressed out bitch, and could possibly die?" You ran over everything. Death shook her head violently "don't worry, you should've seen my mood swing faze. It was bad." Death recalled. Markus gave her a questioning look "when did they stop?" He asked. "Hey!" She yelled and gave him a slap to the back of the head. "Okay, I enjoyed this show. But can I get going? if I get caught I'm scrapped." You asked, standing up. "Yeah, see you soon." Markus waved good bye to you also standing up. "Yup, go running to Connor." Death laughed. You gave her an empty glare before making your way out of the ship. You noticed Michael glaring at you from a distance. "If you tell anyone where we are, I will personally kill you." He threatened. "Calm down, pissy. I'm not asking for your trust, but can we not be at each other's throats?" You asked. He just rolled his eyes with a scoff and walked off. "Alrighty then....that's a no." You said before finally heading out.

You ran as fast as you could to get somewhere near where Connor was. I mean, you where only gone for about....crap....an hour. You started to panic at the though that Connor would question you. You stopped running and normally walked around in the open, looking around for the male android. "Where in the world were you hiding?" He asked once in view. "Ha, I'll never tell you. That would ruin the perfect hiding spot."

A hiding spot so good, that not even the cops know...

You smiled and pushed away the sick feeling in your gut. "Are you okay?" He asked while scanning you. "W-what do you mean?" You nervously asked. "You stress levels are abnormally high." He stated as he stepped closer to you. "Oh, yeah! I just gave myself a little scare is all." You made up an excuse. "...androids can't feel fear." Connor said and questioningly looked you over. "Figure of speech." You continued to back up your excuse. There was a moment of silence and you thought you could hear your heart beat in your head. Jesus, why did this guy have to scare you so much, you wished you could tell him, but being realistic...that would be absolute worst thing to do.

"Come on, let's go back to the DPD. I think Blue misses you." He joked as he held out his hand. "It's only been a couple hours." You exasperated dramatically. He just laughed and you took his hand. While walking, you realized you hadn't healed you scratch on your cheek, so you did so and tried rubbing off as much of the therium left behind as possible.

After getting to the DPD you said hello to the feathery creature, Connor smiled at you. It was probably in your best interest to go into sleep mode. Your eyelids felt heavy and a strange feeling washed over you. "Night, I'm going to sleep." You said plainly before curling up on the floor and drifting off.