Hold It In

Condoms

"Can you explain why I found these in your suitcase!" Emma screamed. I groaned again and rolled off of the couch. I stood up sleepily and whacked Juan Karlos' face. "Go tell them to shut up."

He groaned as I fell back on my pillows. "Shut up!" Me and Juan Karlos screamed in unison. I covered my head with one of my extra pillows. Usually doesn't help but, worth a shot.

I heard someone's footsteps either leaving or coming into the room. After a few minutes I heard some banging and decided to ignore it.

What's the worse that could've happened? Emma could've of killed Darren, but we can live without him, right?

(the answer to that is hell to the mother fricking no)

"Juan Karlos leave before you get murdered!" Darren screamed dramatically. I don't know why this is happening and I don't care, but if I don't get enough sleep someone's going to lose an eye.

"No! Darren, go! Save yourself!" Juan Karlos screeched. Oh my goodness. I angrily threw the covers off of myself. I put on a sweater since it was freezing cold and stomped to Emma and Darren's room.

"Shut the hell up!" I screamed. Emma glanced at Darren and sent me an apologetic look. "I found condoms in this assholes bag!" I tried to stifle my laughs, but I just couldn't. "You actually thought you were going to get laid?" I laughed.

Darren shot me an angry look. "They're not mine!" I smirked, "Okay, sure. But can you argue later, I'm trying to get some damn sleep."

I turned, only to be faced with Juan Karlos. "Is it okay if I go out later? Me and Kristianna are going out for pizza." I could so tell he was trying to annoy me. "Oh sure, Nicolo and I are going out too", I wandered back into my room.

I lied back down on the couch. The cold sheets felt amazing on my warm skin. Nicolo and I weren't really going out, but as long as it kept Juan Karlos away from me, I was fine. "You should leave her, 'cause it really makes me sick! Just saying!" I screamed out. "You don't need her, I'll help you get over it!" I sang. Indirect to Juan Karlos. He came into the room glaring at me. "I know you're all pissy because I'm going out with Kristianna, but you don't need to sing songs about me." I laughed. "Oh yeah. I was totally singing about you", I said sarcastically. "And if you don't get sarcasm, that was it."
"Whatever", he muttered. "When you change your mind I'll be waiting 'cause I'm better than her, just saying!" I belted out. "You're an asshat, you know that?" I laughed, "Of course I do. Do you know that you're a total shit stain?" (I GOT THAT FROM MY FRIEND RUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU BITCH)

He glared at me and stormed out of the room. "DONT MAKE THIS EASY, I WANT YOU TO MEAN IT!" I sang loudly. "JASEY!"

Emma rain in to the room and smiled. "I'VE NEVER TOLD A LIE, AND THAT MAKES ME A LIAR", she sang with me. I laughed, stood up, and we both started dancing like crazy maniacs. "I'VE NEVER MADE A BET BUT WE GAMBLE WITH DESIRE!" I sang along.

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So after a couple hours of acting like idiots who were fucked up in the brain, Darren came in and explained everything to Emma, I listened in of course. How could I not?! "It's okay, baby." I made a sound and they both glared at me. "Okay, do not criticize us because when you and Juan Karlos made out we didn't say anything", they pointed out. I laughed, "You fucking douche bags, yes you did. You even threw shit at us to make it stop!"

"Anyway, where'd Juan Karlos go?" I stared at Darren coldly. "He went out with his girlfriend or something, I don't fucking know." Darren smiled at me sympathetically, before dramatically getting up and raising his hand in the air. "I have an amazing idea!"

Emma and I stared at him, and he stared back, looking very confused. "Why are you guys staring at me like that?"
"You said you had an idea, so spill you fucking idiot", Emma exclaimed.

"Let's go to Starbucks!" He screamed. I laughed. I laughed a lot. "That's it? We do that everyday." Emma stared at Darren blankly before smiling. "Let's go!"

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So turns out, my name is apparently Silky, instead of Sydney. Stupid barista. "Who the fuck would be named Silky?" Darren and Emma laughed as we walked to the nearby park. "I don't understand. Silky? Do I look like I'm a silky?"

"Calm down, Silky", Darren laughed. I rolled my eyes and surveyed the park. It was only us, and a couple at the other side of the park making out.

Oh, wait.

It's Juan Karlos and Kristianna.

"That's just great", I laughed sarcastically. I turned to Emma and Darren and they were already making out.

How the hell did I become the third wheel here?

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