oh, what you do to me *cth* ✔️

2.4

simmerjake: can we talk?
ashtonirwin: about what?
simmerjake: i just need to get some things off my chest that has been bothering me for a while
ashtonirwin: you've been rude to my friends but you expect me to let you rant to me about your problems??
simmerjake: well no... but you are the only person i can think of to talk to about this.
ashtonirwin: what do you mean?
simmerjake: you are gay right?
ashtonirwin: yessir. 100% dick over vag any day man.
ashtonirwin: why? you wanna blowjob?
simmerjake: not exactly
simmerjake: i just wanna talk to you about sexualities.
ashtonirwin: oh. why?
simmerjake: idk.
simmerjake: i'm just starting to question mine ig.
ashtonirwin: that makes sense.
ashtonirwin: everyone goes through this every once in a while. most people go through a stage where they are questioning it.
ashtonirwin: but you will figure it out. i know you will.
simmerjake: thanks. but like how can i figure it out? i know literally nothing. like what all sexualities are there? i know of straight, gay, and lesbian. and i know i'm not a lesbian.
ashtonirwin: have you been living under a rock?
ashtonirwin: there are sooo many different things you could be.
ashtonirwin: bi, pan, gay, demi, asexual, aromantic, panromantic. and plus there are more but we can get there when we need to.
ashtonirwin: and NO. being pansexual or pan-romantic DOES NOT mean you are into pans.
simmerjake: oh??? okay?? umm how do i know?
ashtonirwin: you can experiment. that helps. or you can try to explain to me what you are into and i can help.
simmerjake: well i still like girls. but like i also like guys.
ashtonirwin: well you could be bi. that's an option. but you could also be a different sexuality. i'd say just experiment. that's really all you can do. i can't exactly help you. but i can help teach you about it.
simmerjake: thank you. that means a lot to me.
ashtonirwin: i mean, anytime.
simmerjake: do you think my neighbor would let me kiss him?
ashtonirwin: uhhh probs not??
ashtonirwin: jake?
ashtonirwin: hello??
ashtonirwin: jake i stg if you are actually kissing your neighbor.
ashtonirwin: jake wtf
simmerjake: he punched me.
ashtonirwin: who? your neighbor?
simmerjake: well he's not just my neighbor. he's my gay neighbor.
simmerjake: and now my nose is bleeding and i only kissed him for 0.2 seconds but those 0.2 seconds were the best 0.2 seconds of my life.
ashtonirwin: happy for you???
simmerjake: men are great. i bet dick is great. i wanna ride a dick.
ashtonirwin: tmi moment right there
simmerjake: sorry. anywho.
ashtonirwin: so um. do you still like girls?
simmerjake: i mean a little. not as much a men tho.
ashtonirwin: i take it that you are bi but like men more.
simmerjake: thank you ashton. you really helped me.
ashtonirwin: you are welcome?

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so uh this is interesting? yay?