💖✌The Fab Four Book 2✌💖

Can't Sleep

John: its 1 in the morning
... Can't sleep.....

George: *moaning* whens breakfast?

John: IN LIKE SEVEN HOURS

George:  ....

John: Is PAULIE awake?

George:no he's on-

John: What? His bed?

George: nah, he's fallen out the side so he's sleeping on the floor and his blankets are on top of him so he's a hill.

John: Fool on A Hill are we?
What about Ringo?

George: his feet are on the pillows and his head is on the wrong side.

John: Typical

George: he did that in the Help Movie too ya know

John: Does it all the time

*grabs phone and dials his friends numbers*

*PAUL RINGO and George's phones Rings*

Ringo: *rolled out of bed. *Stands quickly* I'M AWAKE! Oh fuck sakes it's like night now. *snores again*

John: PICK UP YA PHONES YA STUPID GITS!

Paul: OH LINDA HONEY I'M AWAKE-

*looks confused* *picks up phone*

"Yeeellow!"

John: can't sleep

Paul: *hangs up*

John: IMBERSOLS!!! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! FUCKING SAKES WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Ringo: *moans* *desperately trying to reach his phone but gives up and sleeps*

George: *heads to the kitchen*

John: where ya going George?

George: the usual

John: BUT it's one in the morning!

Paul: THEN WHY WAKE US UP!!!

John: I can't sleep!!!

Paul: TELL US WHY!

John: Ringo snores to loud. You're like a window rattler son!

Ringo: I DO NOT! *snores again*

Paul: Just let us be in bed!!! I'm tired! Where's George?

John: in the usual

Paul: at 1 in the morning.....

Ringo: Your like a window rattler son!

Paul: He's talking in his sleep.

Ringo: and John *snores* and people *snores* are like Starrs to me *snores*

John: What else is he gonna say?

Ringo: I kissed a girl and I liked it *snores*

John: RINGO YOU KISSED A GIRL!?

*John shakes him* WAKE UP RINGO YOU KISSED A GIRL AND YOU NEVER TOLD YOUR PAL!!! WHAT'S HER NAME  SON!!!

Ringo: I DIDN'T KISS A GIRL LEAVE ME ALONE!! *Cries* *snores on johns shoulders*

Paul: Well sweet Dreams john enjoy Ringo haha *sleeps upside down*

George: OH my god you  should try this ice cream cake John.

John: THAT WAS LAST NIGHTS DINNER

George: sorry taken.

John: for God sake......didn't you have a midnight snack an hour ago?

George: Maybe....

John: THEN WHY YOU eating again?

George: felt like it

John: Well night George

George: night John

*eats ice cream cake in bed*

The next morning.....

Paul: *wakes* Morning people!

John: Yeah like that happened 7 hours ago

Paul: what the...*Paul finds George sleeping on a plate of ice cream cake

Paul: WAKE UP GEORGE!!!

George: *yawns with cream all over his face*

Paul: DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM CAKE?????

George: UH...NOOOOO-

*runs to the kitchen*

Paul: COME BACK HERE YOU GLUTTON!!! THAT'S MINE!!.

George: NOT ANYMORE

John: *Falls asleep again*

Ringo: upside down against the wall asleep*

Okay goodnight people it's 1:41am for me...I need sleep....😅 wrote this cause I can't sleep ...😂😂😂💜