Pauls Story

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"Want to hear a story lads?" Asked Paul putting his mascara on.

"Yeah its about Paul McScara putting on Mascara and married it and lived happily ever after" said John pleased with himself.

"Haha" laughed Ringo and George

"NOOO!! Why would I marry my mascara?"

"Duh! You LOVE and I mean LOVE it so much!" said Ringo.

"Pffft!" Said Paul.

"Well its true!!" Said John.

"Aren't they a cute couple!!" Cooed George.

"Mascara McCartney. IT FITS!!!! OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"MASCARA MCCARTNEY HAHA!!" laughed Ringo.

M&M!!! Mascara McCartney!!! " said John.

"Woops I thought you said Chocolate M&Ms haha" said George for he's always hungry.

😂😂😂😂"Oh George" said John.

"CAN I AT LEAST TELL YOU MY STORY!?" shouted Paul.

"Sure. Make sure you're wife listens 😉😂" said John.

"Shut up John"

"😂😂😂 sorry Paul 😂😂😂"

"You're basically not sorry"

"Nope 😂"

Paul then started his story trying to ignore John but failed.

"There was this girl-

" Ooo SO THE STORY IS A TRUE STORY! 😉 Brilliant 😂😂😂"

Paul rolls his eyes at John and carries on.

"Anyway, so there was this girl-

" And this Girl wants you back againn 😂😂😂"

"SHUT UP JOHN!!!"

"John shut up!! I wanna listen!!" Said Ringo.

"Thank You Ringo!" Said Paul.

"Uh its " Ringo Thank You" not "Thank You Ringo" Paul" says John.

"ITS THANK YOU RINGO!!!!"

"NO. ITS RINGO THANK YOU!!!!

" THANK YOU RINGO!!!

"RINGO THANK YOU!!!

Ringo Starr:  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "they are saying thank you to me awwww 😂😂"

"IM SUPPOSE TO TELL YOU MY OWN STORY FOR GOD SAKE!!" shouted Paul.

"Now where was I?"

"You said there was this girl.." Said Ringo.

"Ah, so there was this girl she was wet-

" 😂😂😂😂😂she was wet" laughed John.

"FROM THE RAIN!!!"

John Lennon: 😒😒😒

"Anyway, she wanted to come inside my house.

John Lennon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"STOP LAUGHING JOHN!! SO SHE CAN DRY HERSELF UP!!! She was caught in the cold and I offered to help her!"

John Lennon: 😒😒😒😒😒😒

"Anyway, after when she dried herself And I helped her I asked if she would stay over for the night"

John Lennon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"She said yes"

John Lennon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't 😂😂

*George eats three bags of cookies while listening*

"NOT LIKE THAT JOHN LENNON!!"

John Lennon: 😒😒😒😒😒😒

"So then I took her to my bedroom-

John Lennon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

" SO THAT I WOULD TAKE THE COUCH!!

John Lennon: 😒😒😒😒😒😒

"She loved my bed so much the next morning she didn't want to leave my bed".

John Lennon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Paul fans much

" That morning she asked if she would have a shower"

"John Lennon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 then she gets wet again.

" SHUUUTTT UPPP JOHNNNN!!! I OFFERED GER TO GO FIRST!!!!!

"The End".

John Lennon: What happened after that? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

George Harrison: Paul has his shower.

John Lennon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i  love this story. What was the girls name?

" It was Cynthia"

John Lennon: 😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😤😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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