💖✌The Fab Four Book 2✌💖

Julian 😂

A story ......

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Julian was sitting next to Ringo while Reading him a story book. Ringo was really pleased with how his reading was coming along.

Ringo said "You deserve a treat! Hey George can Julian have one of your cookies?"

George went red.

"What.Did.you.say....."

"I said can Julian have one of your cookies cause he's been reading to me and he needs a treat!"

"Uncle George are you Okay? You look angry" said little Julian.

"NO Julian. George looks more like a blowed up volcano".

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! He can have my cookie in my permission".

"You know Julian is only four years old....he doesn't bite George!" Ringo laughed.

"Well he can bite me cookie!" Said George as he cried taking out a cookie in his cookie box then bringing it to Ringo to give to Julian.

"Are they tears?" Ringo asked.

"Is uncle George crying!!?!" Said Julian.

"NO. Uncle George hasn't been crying. I've been cutting up far to many onions these days".

"As if".

"Well I'm gonna head back to the kitchen to wipe my eyes. I'm not crying at all who are you people!"

"We are your friends".

George groaned and went in the kitchen.

Ringo said "He's literally opening the fridge".

Julian ate the cookie happily until he heard some noises down the hallway. Ringos eyes buldged.

"Oh my god"....

"Uncle Ringo?"

"Yes.Julian?"

"What are those weird moaning sounds down the hallway?"

"Pretend they were cows moaning for grass".

"I can hear the bed shaking. Is that normal for two cows?"

"Julian there's no cows on your father's bed".

"Then who's on my father's bed?"

"A pig".

"A PIG IS ON MY DAD'S BED? CAN I SEE!?"

"NO JULIAN!!!"

Julian ran towards the strange sounds down the hallway.

"Julian come back! Come back!"

The moaning noises had gone louder.

That's when Ringo had to shut his ears and lift him up.

"But so want to see Daddy's moaning Pig!"

"What about it you be a good boy and stay with George and I will bring the pig out".

"Okay!"

Ringo sighed in relief.

He pushed Johns door open and shouted.

"YOU BOTH ARE SO DISGUSTING! DO YOU REALIZE JOHN THAT YOUR SON WAS LISTENING!?"

John sat up.

The Paul got out......

"I'm pregnant Ringo!!" Paul said drunk.

Julian re appeared again.

"What is pregnant?" Asked Julian.

"YOUR A MAN!!!!" Shouted Ringo.

" Julian please be a little help and don't listen".

"What's going on Uncle Ringo?" Ringo shut his eyes quickly.

Paul fell on the floor with a drunk expression.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU TWO!!" Shouted Ringo.

"Hahaha it's my room hahaha" drunk John said.

"NO THIS IS MY ROOM AND MOS ROOM!! YOUR ROOM IS DOWN OVER THERE ON THE LEFT SIDE!!"

John flopped on his bed asleep.

"GEORGE! CALL CYNTHIA!!" Shouted Ringo.

"Why?"

"Cause Julian needs to go home".