💖✌The Fab Four Book 2✌💖

Beatles Tell Some Jokes! (its fine if you dont find them funny)

Just some random jokes the Beatles will be telling you. It its fine if you don't find them funny  its just some entertainment. 

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John: Listen George why was number nine scared of seven?

George: Why John?

John: Because seven "ate" nine

George: Lol

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said Paul. "My mother cooks beans," said George. And John said]: 

 "We are all human beans."

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George: Did you hear about the "kid-napping" at school? 

John: It's okay. He woke up.

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An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" Johnny replied, "It is obviously past."

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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
George: "A drinking problem."

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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Paul: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"  
Paul: "I gave it to my friend John. He wanted to scare his parents"

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Teacher: Which book has helped you in most of your life?

Ringo: My fathers check book

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Ringo sat down with his three sons John, Paul and George. He told them a math joke  for their homework it went something like this:

Ringo: A bank robber pulls out gun points  at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

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Young Paul McCartney  came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" Paul replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

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Why did little George eat his homework?
Answer: Because their teacher told him  "it was a piece of cake".

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 Teacher: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

George: Big Hands

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Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"

Paul: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."

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John: Eppy told me to have a good day....

So I went home...

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Ringo: Here is a joke guysssss. It goes like this...

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day". 

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John: Have you ever noticed a woman's...

I'll be ready in 5 minutes 

and a Man's 

I'll be home in 5 minutes

are exactly the same? 

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Ringo: Why do plants hate math?

Paul: Why?

Ringo: Because it gives them square roots

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Stay in tune for more jokes lol !