Auto Corrects Part 3 !

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Some of you guys wanted a part three...RIGHHHHTTTT???

Read now!
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John: GEOEGE CAN YOU GIVE ME A RING

John: My peepee is stuck

John: Stuck in The Muck

John: Stuck in The butt

John: what the fuck!


WHAT JUST WHAT!!! :George

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John: my c*nt is humming
John: my c*nt is coming
John: my AUNT is roaming*
John: MY AUNT IS COMING*
John: ferret*
John: grrrr*

John: GOD DAMSEL*
John: im done*

😒:Paul

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George: we are watching Harry Potato  and the sorcerers stove.

George: SWEET JESUS I MEANT POTTER* STOVE*

George: Harry potato and the sorcerers stove would be the lamest movie ever.


But you would eat the potato😂:Ringo

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Paul: There's a burglar in the house!

John: ARE YOU NUTS! CALL THE POLICE GET OUT OF THERE

Paul: NO I MEANT THERE'S A BURGLAR IN THE HOUSE!

John: I KNOW I KNOW I'M CALLING THE POLICE JUST HOLD ON! 4 POLICE CARS ARE COMING!

Paul: NO there's a SQUIRREL In the HOUSE!

John: OMG you almost gave me a heart attack!

Paul: You phoned 4 POLICE CARS!?

John: .....

Paul: My GOD 😂😯

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John: love our Revolution Album

Paul: it's called Revolver

John: Otto carrots!

Paul: whaaa!?

John: *AUTOCORRECTS

George: we also made the bright album

George: I MEAN WHITE album

John: the racist white Album

Paul: it's not racists! You're being racists!

John: but George said the flight album first!

George: IT'S CALLED THE NITE ALBUM!!!

Paul: NO the shite album!

Ringo: for fook sakes guys it's the fight album!

Paul: NO IT'S LIGHT ALBUM

George: NO IT'S THE FRIGHT ALBUM

John: THE SHITE ALBUM

George Martin: BOYS IT'S THE DUCKING WHITE FUCKING ALBUM NOW GO TO SLEEP IT'S LITERALLY 4 IN THE MORNING

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Ringo: just watched the news today Oh boy

John: YOU REFERENCED MY SONG

Ringo: it's technically our song....

John: sure...

Ringo: well anyway, I just watched the news weatherman said to prepare for flimingos this weekend

John: Oh no! Anything but flimingos!

Ringo: Ha! flooding. This phone is so silly

John: tell me about it. I was unsure how to prepare for the bird invasion

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Lol just comment for more or should I do a book with Beatle auto corrects???

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