BEATLES AUTOCORRECTS SUCKS!

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Ringo: I have to go to a party now George

George: k bye

Ringo: It's for my mum's twerk
I MEANT WORK

George: WHAT!?

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John: hey George what are you going to do today?

George: im gonna eat some hot gods

John: 😂

George: I MEANT DOGS HOT DOGS

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Paul: Don't I owe you 30 ducks?
*SUCKS
*BUCKS

John: 😂 YEAH. 30 ducks I plan to use them to rule the world

Paul: the most evil of birds
Paul: right next to geese

John: swans are the evilest

Paul: So most waterbirds
Paul: Don't forget shoebills

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John: where are your pants and ur brother George?

George: my pants are on my legs and my brother is in his room

John: I MEANT PARENTS GEORGE PARENTS

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Ringo: GUESS WHAT I LEARNT ON THE DRUGS!!

George: uh whaaaaa????

Ringo: I MEANT DRUGS
              *DRUMS

George: OH okay....lol

Ringo: GUESS WHAT I LEARNT ON THE DRUGS

Ringo: SCREW IT!

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George: HIIIIIIIII

George: Im eating curly friend omnaomanom

John: curly friend?

George: *curly fries 😂😂😂😂😂

John: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

George: screw oreo cucumber

*auto cucumber

*AUTO CORRECT

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John: I don't wanna shower but I'm all GROSS

Paul: THEN don't

John: I'm gonna in a decade
*in a sec

John: WHENEVER I TYPE SEC IT CHANGES TO DECADE

Paul:. That. Was great.😂😂

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George: I got burger king be jealous

Paul: lucky!!

George: onion rings and chicken sandwich and mistake
*milkshake*

George: lol but mistake works to

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John: lick tips!

Ringo: WHAT

John: WTF!!!!

Ringo: I'm confused....

John: L O L   it's getting auto erected to lick tips

Ringo:  ...............

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George: I love It!

Paul: Thanks! Anything else you want me to photosynthesis?

George: 😂😂😂
George: no I think I'm God

Paul: 😂😂😂 okay God

George: I MEANT good 😂😂🤣

Paul: of horse you did 😂

George: of HORSE?

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Paul: give me sex

John : WHAAAAAAATTTT???

Paul: I MEANT gimme sex

Paul: give me sex

Paul: give me a sex

Paul: GIVE ME A SEC*
*second

John: I don't think of you that way

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John: STOOOOOOOOP 😂😂😂😂😂
John: Stop trotting me with my own words!

*for tiring

*your tiring

TORTURING****

MY LAWD

George: 😂😂😂😂😂 trotting
I was like WTF
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Paul: wow!

George: yeah! They a rent food
THEY aren't good

Paul: They aren't food!

George: They a rent food!

Paul: THEY A RENT FOOD!!

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John: happy?

Ringo: Yeah it's halariod

John: halariod?

Ringo: F***** 😂

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Paul: im listening to a song by the great hats by

Paul: not hats by hats by!

Paul: hats by

Paul: hats by

Paul: fats by

Paul: hats but

Ringo: lol

Paul: Gatsby!

F I N A L L Y

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John: well done George for singing and PLAYING  Roll Over Break Oven by Chick Barry!

George: 😂😂😂😂

John: what is it you swine!

George: read your previous text

John: OH shi-

George: 😂😂😂

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John: I'M HOE

*HOME

Paul: PFFFFTTTT

John: shshshsh

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Ringo: I love your song While Thy Sitar Quickly yeets

Geoege: it's while my guitar gently weeps

Ringo: Yeah that! Great for the Wise ALBUM

George: it's the white Album

Ringo: Yeah that! And that song you sang somewhere called Here Comes My Bum is amazing!

George: it's not here comes my bum it's here comes the sun.

Ringo: Yeah that-

George: you're really getting me the curves now

Ringo: Curves?

George: I MEANT NERVES!!!

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