"Set in an experimental sci-fi comic book action adventure literary world-building project universe of multi-book series nested within other book series, 'The Zeppoverse' may be a bit disorienting to navigate at first... but you kind get used to it...
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At the Nexus of all Probability Waveform Function pathways for a given Cosmic Egg, at the very center of all the Fractal recursion occurring in any given Cosmic Womb Pod, there is a very quiet Place, where all things cease to be....
It is here, at the Nexus of one particular (and particularly quirky) Cosmic Egg Timer, that we find the Narrator we have been seeking... Here it is we find the estimable Richard Doyle (or at least a recording of his voice), playing the part of "Narrator"
Richard Doyle (VO): [reading stage directions]
[Set & Setting: The Vast Emptiness of the Void Space commonly known as "The Great Beyond" to most InterGalactic traveling civilizations]
[Medium Pause, Complete Silence]
Narrator: (vo, with deep Gravitas) 'Twas a dark and stormy Timeline... [PUASE. SFX- Dark & Stormy Timeline Space Ambient Soundscape variation 1]
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Narrator: (VO, interrupting himself to make mildly sardonic commentary] "Time-Frame" is technically more accurate... the Preferred nomenclature, one might say. But all the Nerds in this particularly "nerdy" Time-Frame... they all prefer "Timeline", so.... [short PAUSE, SFX- Dark & Stormy Timeline Space Ambient Soundscape variation 2]
Narrator: (VO, once more, with even deeper Gravitas) 'Twas a Dark and Stormy Timeline.
[Music Que: "Oh Fortuna" Carl Orff] **
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[SFX- Dark & Stormy v3] Narrator: (VO- resuming, with Mild Gravitas) 'Twas a dark and stormy Timeline indeed! So Dark & Stormy was this timeline, that the Official song for the entire Cosmic Event was, in point of fact, "Oh Fortuna"
[Music Que- the final crescendo of Oh Fortuna followed by a deep reverberating silence] Narrator: (resuming) A Timeline in which Murphy's Law was literally considered an ancient, fundamental, and well established Law of Natural Physics by most Academics and Researchers and taken for granted like gravity by the average talking meat-puppet on the streets of the massive futuristic Metropolises (Metropolis, plural form?? Metropolii??) that encrusted the overcrowded planet; humbly called by the locals- "Dirt"
On planet "Dirt", the average Talking Meat Puppet was not only owned and profiteered on by an Evil Overlord Conspiracy Corporation, the unwashed masses- they were totally in love with the open air debt-slavery battle arena death-match prison that they all lived in.
Well... not all of them.There were a few of these Talking Meat Puppets that actually though the whole arrangement was really rather quite bizarre and... well, less than sane, to put it lightly.
These are their stories.
As re-counted to you by the one person that was there to witness all of it.
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