Tale of Evil (Undertale AU) *COMPLETED*

Snow

Sans' POV:

same old, same old.

i wait by the giant door, like everyday, just to get a human.

so lonely. so boring.

usually i'd knock on the door playin' knock knock jokes, but my old lady of a friend didn't answer back when i was knockin' earlier.

i sigh. a human's not gonna come, like everyday lately, i tell myself.

what's the point? nothing's gonna happen as long as i wait in this miserable snow-covered forest.

i was just starting to walk away when suddenly, creeeaaakk! the giant door opens.

something comes through it. and what is this something?

a human.

a human?!

huh. i guess there is a point, after all.

heh, but what's more pointless when i try out the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick?

i won't let you down, old lady.

i approach the human from behind. and broke a stick on the way.

"H u m a n." i ask in a chilling voice to make it scary. "D o n ' t y o u k n o w h o w t o g r e e t a n e w p a l ? T u r n a r o u n d a n d s h a k e m y h a n d ." i reach out my hand with the whoopee cushion tied onto it.

the human turns around. they reach their hand out to mine. and...

fffffaaaaarrrrtttt!

"heheh. the whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny." i chuckle.

... they don't say anything.

"that's uh... your cue to laugh. or... to emote at all?" i say.

still no reaction.

"uhh..." gee, lady, you really know how to pick 'em, huh?

"it's fine. everyone got their own sense of humor. anyways, you're a human, right? that's hilarious. i'm sans. sans the skeleton." i introduce myself. "i come by here looking for humans. but uh, you know, i don't really feel like capturing anybody. now my brother, papyrus, he's a human hunting fanatic."

i spot my brother papyrus in the distance. "say, i think that's him over there. hey, i have an idea. go through this gate thingy. yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone."

the human and i go through the gate.

"quick," i instruct, "behind that conveniently-shaped lamp."

they don't move at all. they just stay right in front of me.

"uh, okay. that's alright i guess." geez what is up with this kid.

"SANS!!" my brother exclaims, clearly not seeing a human in front of me. "HAVE YOU FOUND A HUMAN YET???"

"yup" i smile.

"REALLY?? WOWIE! WELL, THAT SETTLES EVERTHING!" papyrus walks away.

we both wait till my brother is outta sight.

i look at the human. then just for a split second...

well...

let's just say they had quite a scary look in their face.

"hey," i say to them. "y'know, my brother really liked to see a human, and it'll help..."

i turn away and start to walk "... if you keep pretending to be one."