to our heart's collision;

let me sit on your face, nerd

😎👊 archie n anthony in highschool

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anthony: hey

anthony: let me sit on your face nerd

archie: Aren't I supposed to help you with your homework?

archie: Also, that sounds like it would hurt a lot.

anthony: you can help me in more ways than just homework

archie: Oh? How? I'd love to help you in any way possible, Anthony. (-:

anthony: then let me sit on your face bitchass

anthony: eat me Tf out

archie: I don't understand? I don't know what those phrases mean? Sorry.

archie: Still sounds like it would hurt.

anthony: oh my god you innocent bastard

anthony: your like

anthony: 19 what the fuck

archie: Still! I don't divulge in the masses of media like the rest of my generation, apologies if I sound pretentious.

anthony: ughhhhhhh

anthony: your one of those "virgin until marriage bc secs bad and unholy" types aren't you ugh

archie: Well, not by the religious sense, no. Only partially.

archie: Also *you're

archie: Sorry, I am also what you call a 'grammar nazi'

anthony: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

archie: Stop that, I can practically hear you through the phone.

anthony: ok daddy 🥺😳💦💦

archie: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER, ANTHONY

anthony: WHAT THE FUCK

anthony: IM TRYNA GET YOUFUCKING AROUSED BUT YOURE FUCKING CONFUSED FUCKING GOF UGH

anthony: ITS A KINK ARCHIE YOU DUMBASS

archie: Oh.

archie: Kink, as in...

anthony: yes archie. sex.

archie: Ah. Right.

archie: Um.

archie: For once, I am stumped on what to do.

anthony: i know what you can do

anthony: let me sit on your goddamn face damn it

archie: The day I will allow you that is the day you learn proper grammar and punctuation.

anthony: Please, let me sit on your face, Archie. It will allow me to feel pleasure, therefore it is rather a beneficial act in the short and long term if you continually undertake in this particular action.

archie: Oh my.

archie: Oh, wow.

anthony: I'll only continue typing like this if you let me sit on your face.

archie: Oh, Anthony. ((-": You don't have to type like that to persuade me into loving you. Well, in this case, a sexual act but, I already love you for you. I was only joking.

anthony: oh thank fuck its so tiring trying to sound smart

archie: You don't have to pretend to be someone you're not for me, Anthony.

anthony: okay enough with the cheesy shit

anthony: can i sit on your face when you come over tmrw

archie: Alright, fine. I'll give in to your vices and lures.

anthony: thank you cus im hard now

archie: ?

archie: What does that mean?

anthony: oHMU GOD

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🤪👊 i wrote this at 5am im sorry