I reincarnated as a tree in the Naruto world!! (Discontinued-)

Brocon

Was it fake?

Those memories of me escaping were true but... Afterwards I suddenly blacked out... was I really that exhausted...? Was everything that happened... a lie?

*Crack*

What about Hashirama? Is he doing well? He still owes me food... Wait, why can't I move, am I trapped into something? What is happening to me right now? Did that old hag do this... Well she probably did.

*Crack*

Kura!? KURA!?? This thing also managed to block my communication with Kura, this is infuriating.

*Crack*

Am I gonna be stuck in here forever, "______-______  'tte---o?" Who's that? I can barely hear them but the last word the person said sounds like a catch phrase.

*Crack*

Like 'ttebayo, it even fits and… doesn't that sound like Naruto's catchphrase.

*PING*

The thing which I found out was a crystal shattered and broke into pieces, I collapsed onto the ground feeling drained. What did that hag do to my body to make it feel so weak? My magic power feels weak but I'm sure it's the one that broke me out of the crystal.

Activating skill... Commencing in 5...

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Skill activated:

Mana regeneration, Chakra regeneration, Strength regeneration

"Who are you 'ttebayo!!!" Naruto screamed, I decided to think of a lie... a white lie to be exact. "I'm here to take care of you, your parents asked me too."

Well I'm actually here to be his friend, look at how adorable he is~ I'm gonna be his protector since he is a jinchuuriki and he also holds the other dark side of Kura  Dark side? Aren't I dark enough  Nah! You're like an orange fluffy unicorn to me, such a bigggggggg softie!  ……

"P-parents? I don't have any, what are talkin 'bout 'ttebayo." He said sadly.

"Well everybody has parents and you most certainly have one, I'll take care of you from now on Naruto." I told him determinedly.

"B-but your like the same age as me 'ttebayo!" "Well I'm immortal so I age really slowly. In fact I'm older then you." "Woah! That's cool 'ttebayo."

"Well, let's go I need to be staying in the village to take care of you, I swore to your parents that I would not let any harm befall upon you."

"THANK YOU!! 'TTEBAYO!!" He said teary eyed as I hugged him, he sniffled into my clothing as I asked him to lead me to the Hokage's tower.

We walked into the village as Naruto tried to hide behind my small figure to avoid the glare headed towards his direction, he whimpered as the villagers started badmouthing him

'What's that poor little girl doing with him?' They whispered concerned about me but shot deadly glares at Naruto.

I've got enough of their attitudes so I shot them my 5th scariest glare and that made them have cold sweat rolling down their forehead as they averted their eyes away from me, "Hmph! Their just wimps who are scared of me, a 2 year old kid."