I reincarnated as a tree in the Naruto world!! (Discontinued-)

Zabuza the moo moo cow is here to spill some "strawberry" milk

Title credits to Hyaku_Tenshi 😂😂😂

"So... Tazuna I need to talk to you... in private..." Kakashi said, "Oh okay?" Tazuna replied as they went behind the bushes to talk, "So guys what did you learn today?" I asked my team.

"To never piss you off." Naru murmured as the rest nodded, "Excuse me what?" I said as I smiled at them, "To always be attentive to our surroundings!" Sasuke cut in quickly, "That's good" I praised, "Anything else?" "Nothing much..." Sakura trailed off.

"Well it's okay, at least you guys learnt something." I replied cheerfully oblivious to their weird gazes.

Title gained:

Oblivious girl

OH COME ON!! Ahahahaha I knew you'd gain that title soon Oblivious... I see? "Alright team 7, we're going back to the village." "But why?" Naru whined as he'd finally got a chance for a C-Rank mission. "Because this is no ordinary mission but this is an A-Rank mission." "WHAT!!" They exclaimed as they found out the truth.

After everything...

I was just playing cards with the boys so I missed out everything just so ya know I'm on a winning streak, haha suckers! Who are you talking to- *GASP* You're talking to the viewers meaning you broke the fourth wall! Kura exclaimed

What are you talking about viewers, I don't know what they are Kura, I think you're the one who broke the fourth wall I retort back cunningly with a smirk.

YOU! YOU SET ME UP! KAGURA!! Seeing my smirk, her face fell as it turned a dark red, unexpectedly she took out a kendo stick and started chasing after me Holy f*** that actually scared me for a moment so what's that meant to do...Scare me? I said as I snickered.

That old man made everyone pity him so we continued on with the mission, we're now on the boat as the man paddled us to shore, this time Naru didn't complain but sat there observing around his surroundings. You know that old man talked about Gato right? Of course I did... Mhmm... You did huh? ......

"Thanks for the ride." Tazuna said as the man nodded before turning the boat and used the motorboat which requires a lot of noise which he warned us to not make! *snorts* That's pathetic, he probably didn't want to waste his engine on you guys Can you stop retorting at every word I said

Okay...okay I'm sorry... Naru started acting up as he tried to look for enemies in a smart but also dumb way, he looked around obviously with one of his hand shielding his eyes away from the sun. Before taking out a kunai, "I sense something... There!"He exclaimed as he tossed a kunai into a bush as a rat ran out, this set the tension in the air to calm down.

"Oh my gosh kid can you please stop doing that you're gonna scare me to death." Naru ignored the old man on continued what he was doing, Yatta go for it Naru! "There!" He exclaimed once more tossing his kunai into the bush. "NARUTO! I told you to stop it!" Sakura screamed as she smacked him on the head, causing a large bruise to appear on his head.

My whole aura turned black before I went to try to grab Sakura and pound her head, but unfortunately I was grabbed hold by Tazuna, Sasuke and Kakashi. They were all trying to calm me down but to no avail just when I broke out of their grasp I heard Naru whine in pain before whining "But I really did sense something!"

He looked around the forest once more before throwing another kunai into the bush, "THERE!" he then checked behind a bush to see a white rabbit.

His eyes narrowed in suspicion in just a split second that if you didn't have an experienced eye you'd miss it, I smirked mentally before he started acting dumb and scooping up the "poor" trembling bunny into his arms apologising.