Sorry for not publishing in a very long time! I was having major exams and was mostly studying. I hope you guys enjoy this shorttchapter anyways.😅
-Random timeskip, lets pretend Naruto did the rasengan.-
•Fillers 101•
"... YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE FIFTH HOKAGE!?" Naruto exclaimed loudly not believing his ears as he began insulting Tsunade.
I sighed and facepalmed.
It wouldn't be much of a surprise if they got into another fight...
Oh wow you guessed it correctly. Kurama chuckled amusedly as we ended up staring at the two standing against each other.
"Here I go!!" Naruto roared out, drawing his fist back as he aimed it towards her head. As expected Tsuande dodged it and smacked Naruto back by the headband.
He stumbled backwards as he saw her finger coming nearer towards him, his face cringed back in slight pain as he clamped his eyes shut.
Unexpectedly, what came was a kiss on his forehead from Tusnade. She patted Naruto at his chest where the necklace was, "Grow up and become a fine man." She smile at him.
"Aww how sweet. Now Naruto make up with her already and stop fighting." I teased, as everyone laughed at my statement.
Back at the village
"LETSSGO TO THE HOT SPRINGS!" I cheered loudly to Tsuande and Shizune, "Kagura, wait till that old geezer is gone before we go." Tsuande informed me, "Ohhh I see okay than." I nodded in reply before running to where my nose would lead me to.
Which is obviously the cookie store.
Casually taking all the cookies they had on stock, I ignored Naruto running away from Tsunades fist. "Kagura help mee!" I hear Naruto screeching.
I glanced up to see Tsunade holding up a paper sign and I shook my head, "Sorry brother but the cookies are more important and I don't want to waste any so your on your own."
Glancing at the nicely packed up bags of cookies as a nice aroma wafted out from the bag. I grinned eternally at what the sign wrote, "5 packets of cookies and you don't help." Written in bright red ink on the paper.
•Kinda going back to the story•
I headed straight to the hospital top checkup on Sasuke, seeing Sakura staring at his body listlessly. "Hey hey!" I cheered out excitedly, shocking Sakura who probably didn't expect anyone to be here.
Leaning on the wall beside the doorway as I crossed my arms.
"Kagura?" She called out confusedly, "Well... The one and only." I laughed, "Oh.. Okay." She replied with down-casted expression, staring at Sasuke laying on his bed again. "Ara? No reaction? How shocking." I giggled out.
"What do you want me to say huh!?" Sakura exclaimed exasperatedly, "Haha nothing much! Just, aren't you glad to see a familiar face?" I asked with a raised brow. "Huh? Why should I? I'm worried for Sasuke's well-being right now." She scoffed weakly at my question.
"Listen here Sakura.. As your sensei I just want to say.. Stop obsessing over Sasuke he doesn't even like you." I stopped leaning against the wall and stood straight up staring at her seriously, "I'll make him love me!" She screeched out as tears formed in her eye.
"Oh my and what does crying have to help with your sad pathetic arse?" I mocked her with a sadistic smile, pushing her up against the wall by her neck. "How dare you try to threaten my ship..." I trailed off murderously.
What I didn't expect was for her to moan softly, I immediately released my grip and backed up away from her. Her head that was hanging low look up at me with a lust filled gaze, "What the f**k Sakura... Did I actually break you.." I asked with my mouth agape.
"Sensei I have a confession to make.." Sakura murmured under her breath, "Uh... I kinda don't want to know now.. Imma jus-" I trailed off awkwardly turning around to leave.
"Sensei~ Don't leave me please." She whined, grabbing me by my shoulders as she buried her head into my clothes, "I... What the f**k I actually broke this b**ch..." I repeatedly murmured under my breath as I felt her grip on my shoulders tighten slightly.
"Sensei.. I just love it when you call me a b**ch..." Sakura replied lustily, "OH HELL NO!" I yanked her off of me and did a roundhouse kick, kicking her into the hospital wall. "Stay dead.. Stay dead.." I mumbled staring at her body surrounded by debris.
Author's POV• • •
"Guys guys I brought he-!" Naruto's cheered excitedly. Only for him to stop as he stared at the scene before his eyes, "Narutoooo help meee!" Kagura cried out beggingly as Sakura clung onto her like glue.
"I-" Naruto tried to say something but Sakura glared at him, "See no evil.. Do no evil.." Naruto sighed shaking his head, "That's what you get for betraying me for cookies." Naruto sighed once more as he brought Tsunade to Sasuke who was laying in bed.
The moment Tsunade and Shizune stepped in they stared at the scene before them confusedly but eventually went on to help Sasuke. "Noooo!" Kagura screeched out as she began lashing out her random attacks everywhere.
Eventually she managed to land a hit on Sakura again and she was knocked out cold. "BUT I'M STILL ALIVEEE~!" Kagura cheered out, immediately tying up Sakura's legs and hands.
[Song reference: Michael Afton song 'Alive']
I'm sorry guys I just don't know what else to add so I'm just gonna end it here for now, I'm at like Naruto ep98 btw. Hope you enjoyed that random twist... Oopsies what have I done..
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