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[Shizpost]Naib x Food- Fasting

Requested by CelestialWhite
Fasting- it's like a non-eating diet. Don't try this. It WILL hurt.

Krazi's POV (betchu didn't see that coming)

Naib is fasting since the others thought he was gaining weight and loosing his non-existent abs. Honestly, I don't think he gained any pounds.

..... Ok that was a lie. He looks like he gained a few.

He hasn't eaten for 3 days, only surviving off water. He also works out WAY TOO MUCH. I swear he's trying to kill himself.

"I'm getting too worried," I whisper and tap the back of his head. "You're getting slow," I say, watching as Naib does push-ups while I was sitting ontop of him. Hey, he asked for it. Plus, I'm the lightest here since I'm a kid.

He grumbles and picks up his speed, sweat dropping below his face and body.

"Don't you think he has enough?" Esther sighs as she looks at me. I shook my head "Nah. Past me his water," I reply. She looks at me then the water bottle.

"This is Naib's. Don't drink it," she warns. "Want him to die of dehydration?"I joke. She glares at me before throwing the bottle at me.

I get off the man as he drops down, sweaty and tired. I lend him the bottle, him taking it and quickly gulping it down.

Esther approachss and throws him a towel. "Thanks," he replies.

I hum and look at the clock "I forgot to tell you, Naib. You're playing today's match. Wash up and don't be late. You stink."

Esther looks at the tired man "Please stop this Naib, you're gonna make things worse," she reminds him for the hundredth time.

Naib shook his head and aids himself up "I'll be fine."

Yeah, sure. Not gonna tell him that he's against Candy Jack.
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Naib's POV

My body is aching, my stomach is grumbling, and it's not helping that Helena is wearing her pink cake costume. Reminds me of.... cake...

No! Naib snap out of it!

Just look at the hunter seat, that's a good distracti—

Oh.my.god. Is Jack wearing his candy inspired costume?

I heard my stomach grumble. Naib, calm down.... This will be over soon....
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I'm f*cking dying.

Helena decided it was a good idea to decode with me. God she even smells like cake.....

I quickly wipe off drool from my mouth, hearing my heart beat.

"Oh little Naib and sweet Helena~" Jack's sickening voice coos. I turned and look at him.

He literally looks like a snack.

Now... what should I choose... My tummy or my mind?

GODDAMN IT NAIB!

I grabbed Helena's hand and dashed away, trying to distract myself from her cakey scent. When we reached a safer place, I led her to a cipher machine. I dashed back to Jack who was trying to catch Emily. "Help!" she squeaks when she got hit.

I sigh and dropped a pallete, alerting the hunter.

Think about how ugly his claws are Naib.... I thought as he comes closer.

"Came back for me?" He coos. I growl and dash to a good kiting spot. He hums "Fine. Let's dance," he says and and followed me.
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I've been kiting for 3 minutes and we're down to 2 ciphers left.

I had distracted myself for now, but if I get injured, I might snap.

As long as I don't get hi—

Jack's foggy blade hit my back, activating not only my immortal mode, but also made me lost strength. And what is needed to have strength? Energy, and how do we get energy? Food. My mind was clouded with food. Food....

Food....

Food....

Food...

I stood frozen, my stomach taking control.

I heard Jack chuckle. He reaches over to grab my shoulder "Game over, pretty bo— F*CK!"

I bit him. I bit his arm. I can't help it. He looks like peppermint.

He quickly pulls back and clutches his arm. "WHAT THE F*CK NAIB?!" Jack screeches. Hahaha, that's not Jack! I only see a pink lollipop with mint swirls. Mmmm....

I gave him the scariest grin I can muster. "I didn't know desserts were gonna be served first~" I chuckle.

He backs away and starts running. "AHHH! NAIB WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Food shrieks as I chase him.

"Stop! Food aren't supposed to run! Stop goddammit!" I shout as he starts dropping palletes to hinder me.

We passed a cipher that was being decoded by a.....  cake?

Ooohh... I want a piece~

I was about to walk over to the dessert when suddenly, cake finished a cipher and went into a super portal. Awww.....

Whatever, I still have food with me.

I pout and turned my direction to a tree, where pink and mint colored shoulder patches where visibly shaking behind it.

I smirk and climbed up the tree sneakily. I hanged on a branch right above food, dropping down upside down to surprise him. "Found you~"

Food screeches and runs. I drop down, landing on my feet and dashing towards him.

"When I asked for attention, I didn't mean this, Naib!" Food squeals out. I took no attention to it and tackled him, forcing his back down with my foot.

I drool as his sweet candy scent fill up my nostril. I lick my lips and pulled his candy scented arm close to my mouth. It made a crack noise similar to a bone. Eh, sweets also make that sound when you break them. I open my mouth, ready to bite down.

"Agh! I GIVE UP! HELP!" Food yells.

I blacked out after feeling pain behind my head.
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Krazi's POV

Norton looks at me with a raised eyebrow "Was dropping a frying pan on his head really necessary?" he asks.

I shrug. "Jack needed help. I'm not paying health insurance." I say and drank water.

Patricia sighs "What came into his mind and made him think fasting was a good idea?"

I shrug my shoulders. "I don't know. Probably because people think he's gaining weight," I say.

Norton laughs. "That's a ridiculous reason."
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Naib's POV

"Didn't I tell you oh so many times to STOP fasting?!" Esther scolds me. I sigh as she holds an ice pack on my head.

"Look, it was just an accident—"

"ACCIDENT?! NAIB JACK'S ARM IS BLEEDING AND BROKEN BECAUSE OF YOU!" she shrieks.

Emily giggles as the musician bickers nonstop.

Lucky came over with a tray filled with bread, milk, salad, and a cupcake. I drooled at the sight of food. I heard the girl beside me scoff "You're lucky we care about you," she says and stand up, leaving me and going over to Jack who was teary eyed holding his injured arm. Yeah, not apologizing.

I sigh and look at the food in front of me. Maybe they we're right, I shouldn't do this to myself. Plus, who cares if I'm getting fat? This is my god damn body!

I clicked my tongue and wolf down the delicious food.
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Lesson learned kids.

Don't let anyone body shame you. And who freaking cares if you're getting fat? Food is food, Food is life.

I had fun with this since I freaking love the inspiration picture Celestial submitted.

I don't have much time today, so see ya!