ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ ᴠ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍɴᴇss (Slow Updates)

Joker x Forward- Fast as hecc

Oml this ship screams bromance for some reason.

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"I'm the fastest in this whole manor!" Forward cackles, putting his feet on top of the table.

Geisha scoffs, fanning herself, "Honey, I dash so fast you won't even see me go-"

William rudely cuts her off, sprinting towards her and circling around her, confusing and dizzying the woman. "Too slow grandma!" William laughs, skidding to the side as the geisha holds her head. Jack quickly gets up, aiding the woman down to sit.

Michiko growls, her eyes burning with hatred. "That man...." Meanwhile, Joker laughs with William, earning a glare from the female hunter.

"Chill, Michi. Everyone knows I'm the fastest hunter that can control his direction," Joker says with pride. The geisha rolls her eyes, waving them away with her fan. "Whatever, clown face."

Upon those words, William smirks as he nears the hunter's table. "Oh really, old man?" he teases, slamming a hand on the table.

"Oh you wanna go, muscle head?!" Joker shouts, standing up. The chair made a screeching noise, gaining the attention of everyone in the room.

William grins, standing with pride as he looks up at the hunter, "Yeah I wanna go, Pennywise!" he growls back, having the same amount of pride as Joker.

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Everyone went to watch the match the carnival. Alot of people even brought drinks, food, and betting money.

"Rules are simple; Whoever gets back here first, wins. No stopping, however. If you halt or stop running, that means you're out. You can only stop once touching the finish line," Jasper announces, up on the open window balcony in the main building.

The survivors and hunters all round up to watch the competition happen; Kreacher, Servais, Burke, and Bane already placing bets.

The two quickly made their way, going into their stances with determined looks.

"On your marks.... get set...." Naib announces, standing in the middle of their makeshift track in Moonlight Park.

William turns to his side, side glancing at the opponents with a smirk. "Hey, may the fastest man win."

"GO!"

Quickly activating each other' skills, the two ran as fast as they can, almost bumping into each other.

"HEY CLOWN! CATCH!"

William's shout caught Joker off guard, making him look at the competition. "Huh-"

A corndog came flying to his face, but luckily he had dodged it, almost missing him by a hair strand. "Hey that's cheating!" He growled, earning a raspberry from the forward. "Jasper didn't say anything about i-"

William caught cotton candy in his mouth, shutting him up as Joker zoomed past him. The dark skinned mad spat out the treat, catching up with Smiley.

"Well that wasn't unfair," Vera states, watching the two from a magic mirror sponsored by the hosts.

"Eh, who cares. Where's the forward button so that I can show these losers that William's gonna win...." Kreacher grumbles, earning a scoff from Burke and Bane.

William quickly makes a turn, transferring himself from the back to the front.

"Gah! That jerk!" Joker quickly turns as well, bumping onto William and barely catching balance.

Both were neck on neck, not ready to lose to one another.

Pride is kind of a b*tch.

"I see them!" Kevin gasps, earning the attention of all the viewers. They all look at where the cowboy was pointing, seeing a fog of dust as well as two determined faces.

Bane quickly starts praying, hoping he would not lose the bet. All of the survivors and hunters bar the hosts grit their teeth, anticipation growing on each others backs as the two competitors near the finish line.

"AND THE WINNER IS.....!" Naib shouts, as the two skid to the finish line, a fog of dust enveloping them.

Every one coughs, fanning away the dust as they try to see who won. As the fog clears up, everyone gasps.

Neither of them touched the finish line.

"No one.....?" Naib continues, confusion written on his face. Servais, Kreacher, Bane, and Burke's mouth hung open, their money dropped on the floor.

The two pants, shocked of the results. Joker twitched his head to the side, seeing shocked faces, as well as confused looks from the crowd.

"Hehehe... good game," A voice said. Joker turned to see William, already recovered and lending his hand out.

Joker looked at the hand, then back to the forward's face. He smiled, accepting his hand and pulled him up. "Yeah. GG."

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Ahhh this was more of a friendly fluff than a romantic one ,'-',

Short chappy because I'm gunna be pretty busy.... again.

Yeah sorry.