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Magician x Theif- Sugar, Honey, Honey

You did it guys. You finally broke me. My stupidity level reached maximum so have this cringy chapter.

Requested by MatcingMakers

Enjoy!
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No one's POV

The survivors and hunters are happily having a evening beach party at Lakeside, decorated with fairy lights, orange lanters, bountiful food, and beach night outfits.

As the magician, Servais, and his casual gang, Naib and William, watch his lovely boyfriend, Kreacher the thief, ignore him the whole night.

"Did I do something wrong? Why is he ignoring me?" Servais whimpers as he leans onto a table, glancing at where Kreacher and the others were currently talking and laughing.

He sighs, shaking his head and slumping his shoulder. "I need advice guys....."

William puts a hand under his chin, thinking for an advice he can give. "I heard if you embarrass yourself for the one you love, they will appreciate it and would like not only you, but also the fact that you are willing to do anything for them!" He exclaims. Servais gives the forward a look, before hearing Naib's voice.

"Yeah, that's a good idea, William. It works for me sometime," He agrees. Servais starts considering their options, thinking very carefully.

"How about you go talk to him and not listen to these idiots?" Eli suddenly cuts in, walking to the table and grabbing a drink. Naib scoffs "That won't work! Buzz off, bird brain. This is a MAN talk," Naib replies, emphasising the word 'man'.

Eli rolls his eyes and walks away, back to sit with Kreacher and the others. The two friends then turn to Servais, waiting for his approval.

Finally, he gives in.

"Fine, but get me drunk first."
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"He's just been hanging alot with William and Naib more.... I ask him to hang out sometimes but it's either he's gonna be late for a match or him and the two are going to play video games," The thief complains, leaning his head on the table as he thinks about his ignorant partner.

The girls awe, patting his back comfortingly. "Why don't you go talk to him? He would understand," Geisha suggests, fanning herself. Eli scoffs and drinks from his glass "Doubt it."

"Eli!" Vera scolds, pinching her nose bridge before sighing. "Just go and work it out, honey," she comforts, taking a fresh fruit from the fruit platter.

Kreacher sighs and plays with a fork "If I can get a word through his thick sku-"

They were interrupted by a screeching from the mic, as well as a familiar voice.

No one's POV

"ThIs OnEs fOr mY lOvEly bOYfrIeNd oVeR tHeRe!" Servais, suddenly popping up at the stage, exclaims as he points a finger at the thief with a mic on the other limb. His face was red, and voice was staggering.

Keacher's jaw dropped, shocked at the fact that his boyfriend was at the stage, drunk. "Servais? What are you doing?!" He questions, his face blushing in embarrassment.

Servais chuckles and winks at him "WinNiNg YoU bAcK, bOO. NaIb hIt iT!" He replies, moving his finger to point at the speaker system. The merc then pops up behind the system board, face red of drunkness and quickly switching and pressing some buttons before giving a thumbs up.

"Oh my god...." Esther covers her face and slumps herself to the table. Kreacher felt his self die inside, regretting his life choices immediately.

A tune began playing, it's melody signifying a sweet romantic holiday night, but also gave that cheesy meme-y love song vibe.

Kreacher's POV

"TURN UP!" william pops up behind me and slings an arm around my shoulder, swaying while obviously drunk. I gulped and gave the others a look, to which Jack stood up from the table, Geisha and Joker following behind, Tracy and Esther hiding their faces, Krazi laughing, Vera dissapointed, Eli and Norton annoyed, and the others, obviously uncomfortable.

"SUGAH! OHHH HONEH HONEH!" Servais screeches, coming closer to the table. William suddenly lifts me up and pushes me to my drunk partner.

"You are my candy boooyy~" He sings, looking at me lovingly, which I found embarrassing. "Servais... what the heck...."

He then traces a hand down my jawline "And you got me wanting you~"

He then moves away, leaving me in blushing mess as he grabs the mic pole and starts dancing with it.

"I just can't believe the loveliness of loving youuuuuuu!" He sings, pointing at me. Suddenly, the other girls joined in and started poking my sides and cooing.

"I just can't believe it's trueeee~" Naib and William sings along, a beer bottle in their hands. They then grabbed me, threw me to the stage to which Servais lovingly catched me into his embrace.

"I just can't believe the one to love this feeling tooooooo," He adds, his hug tightening as he looks at my embarrassed and flattered face.

"I just can't believe it's trueeee," The others who decided to join sang. I love the attention he's giving me but he's drunk and this is embarrassing to the others.

I struggle out, going back to ignore him in expectation that he'll stop this nonsense, I hope.
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*10 minutes later....*

"Is he seriously still singing that song?" I groan as I hear cheers and awes for me to come back. Vera, Eli, Esther, and Patricia look behind me, before looking back and sighing "Yup," Eli groans.

"POUR A LITTLE SUGAR ON IT HONEH!" Servais then jumps on our table, startling all of us.

"POUR A LITTLE SUGAH ON IT BABEH!" I was picked up from my seat, thrown ontop of the table. I suddenly stumble on a fruit plate, falling forward. "Aghh!" I yelp, awaiting for my impact.

My hand was yanked away and I was pulled into a hard chest, followed by someone caressing my brown hair. "I'm gonna make your life so sweet," he swings us side to side as he continues to sing the song, forgetting the fact that we're ontop of a table with everyone watching us.

"Yeah yeah yeah," His two drunk friends backup sing, their arms wrapped around each others shoulders as they sway to the beat drunk.

"Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey
Pour a little sugar on it baby!"

"Servais why are you doing this?" I roll my eyes. He pouts at me "Because you don't like me anymoore...!" He whines. I gave him a frown, before laughing.

Leaning forward, I place a kiss on his lips, pulling away to look at his expression, a surprised open mouth look. Stupid.

I sigh, looking at him with a smile. "You look like an idiot," I chuckle. He grins at me, placing a kiss on my forehead before raising his mic as the other hunters and survivors sing the last lines of this cheesy song.

"I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey!"
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Nevermind. I broke myself.