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Lawyer x Thief- Happy Ever After

Lawyer x thief and this was requested. (Can't find it sorry but I have the request on note)

They have kids. Let your mind run wild on how.
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Thief's POV

It has been year of me and Freddy having a family. Heck, alot has changed and happened. Emily and Emma are together, Joseph and Aesop are official, Geisha and Jack grew a garden together, and the kid host still not growing up.

And guess what? For some magic f*ckery, me and Freddy had kids. And hey, another guess what— I'm the female in the relationship.

"FREDERICK! STOP HITTING KYLE!" I scold as my older son slaps his brother with a stick. God these kids...

Kyle cries as he quickly makes his way to me, curling on my jacket as Frederick follows, waving the sick around. "But papa, he said he was a monsterrr!" My 6 year old son whines, stomping his small feet on the carpet. He got his father's temper....

I felt my 4 year old shake his head as he clench my shirt "H-He made me a m-monster, papa!" I gently stroke his head, shushing him and inspecting small bruises on his arms.

I sigh out loud and rub my shaved face (Vera said my stubble could actually prick them). The whines and cries of my two sons echoing and entering through my ears. I kinda wish we had a girl now.

"Woah, woah, woah! What's all this crying about?" Oh good. Finally. That stupid rabbit is back.

My eldest gasps as he lets go of his torture device "Dad!" I watch as Frederick runs to Freddy, hugging his legs.

I groan and stand up, lifting Kyle up with me. I face my husband with a tired look and glare at him. I shoved Kyle gently to his arms, making him stumble a little. "Take responsibility, bucktooth," I grumble as I walk towards the couch, crashing face first to the soft cushions. I should have married the sofa instead.

Freddy laughs as I feel him near me. Suddenly, I felt his weight lay on top of my back, kind of crushing me under since I'm smaller than him. Yeah, he grew taller and thanks to William, he no longer a shtick.

"Get. Off." I threat, earning a chuckle from him as he rolls over so our backs where facing each other. With all my strength, I try to lift him up. You expect me to do it? Nah.

I slump back to the sofa as he laughs at my attempt. I wish I could pull out that buck tooth out of his handsome pale face.

"You mother—"

"Hey Kyle look! Papa and daddy are wrestling!" I heard Fred screech, followed by small footsteps getting louder. Oh god wait—

"Kids wait no—"

I felt every bone crush as my kids climb up me. "Yeah kids! Help daddy wrestle papa!" My husband, Freddy cheers as he gets off me, thankfully— AGH!

THE KIDS WERE JUMPING ON ME!

I watch as Freddy kneels infront of me, a smirk on his pale face. "You're gonna pay for this...." I growl, earning a chuckle from him. "Sure, hun."

A knock was heard, and the door opened revealing Tracy and Vera. I guess they're here to pick up the kids for their learning/tutor sessions. "Come now kids, leave your dads alone," Tracy chuckles, calling the kids to them.

My kids groan, but nonetheless have respect for others except for me, so they did what they were told.

As soon as they leave, I let out a tired moan as Freddy laughs at me, caressing my head. "Sorry, hun."

"Don't call me that, bucktooth," I hiss, lazily swatting his hands away. He once again, let's out a laugh as he plants a kiss on my forehead. "Oi, sit up so I can see you better," he tells, patting my back to urge me up.

"Frick... off...." I growl, turning my head to the side so that I can hide my tired blushing face.

Of course, Freddy still have his stubborn as heck personality.

I groan as he lifts me up, making me sit up as he grabs my face gently. His hand was warm, so I lean to his touch. I felt really sleepy and tired watching the kids while Freddy takes care of my matches.

Freddy chuckles, planting small kisses all over my face. It tickled and felt real nice, but I'm not gonna blurt that out.

"Who would have thought, of all people, we would be together?" Freddy mumbles, leaning back to the sofa and bringing me down with him.

I shrug off lazily, curling up on his chest as I feel him bury his face onto my hair.

The quietness was relaxing. I flutter my eyes open, looking directly at the picture frame right in front of me.

A family of four was on the picture. My family.

I smile, leaning up to kiss my husband's cheek and catching him off guard. I chuckle and return to my position, curling up on his chest as I admire my beautiful family.
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Oh well I tried my best. Yes. Kreacher is the "girl" in the relationship.