ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ ᴠ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍɴᴇss (Slow Updates)

Late April Fool's Prank rq. @Nabi_Subedar

Requested by Nabi_Subedar

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Cowboy's POV

"Psstt... Kreacherrrrr," I call out. The thief looks at me with a confused face "What is it?" he asks. I snickered and pulled out blonde hair dye I found in the hosts bathroom. Why does she have blonde hair dye? I don't know.

Kreacher looks at the bottle in my hands "Where did you get that?"

I roll my eyes "That doesn't matter. Wanna prank Nabi?" I snicker.

Kreacher gave me a surprised look "Nabi? Isn't she Naib's sister and Eli's girl?" he asks. I nod. "I don't think that's a good idea, Kevin.... You know how they are when they get mad," I roll my eyes at his statement. "It's not like they'll figure it out it's us."

He thought about it, but in the end accepted.

I smirk and pulled him to a vent I already opened up. I threw my lasso, it hooking one of the edges of the vent. I pulled it, making sure it was secured. "Come on," I say and climb up. I reached the top and soon, Kreacher had also climbed up. He unhooks my lasso and passes it to me.

I started crawling to an opening which I assume was Nabi's bathroom. I grabbed my lasso and hook it again, lowering my self with it. As my feet hit the ground. Kreacher drops down, almost slipping but I successfully caught him.

We searched for her shampoo, finally finding it beside her bath tub.

I chuckle darkly pulling out the hair dye.

Kreacher quickly empties the bottle and toss it to me. I catch it and open the hair dye bottle.

After transferring the liquid, I quickly sealed it up and clean any splotches. I'm not that stupid to leave any evidence.

We wash our hands and spruced up the place so it won't look suspicious.

We quickly climbed up, holding in laughs as we imagine what would happen.

After a good 3 minutes of laughing inside a vent, we went quiet.

"So... what do we do now?" I ask.

Kreacher shrugs "I don't know. I wanna prank someone else now," he answers.

I hummed "We don't have any materials though," I remind. He snickers, pulling out a bottle of itching powder. I smirk "Nice."

Now who do we prank....

We both looked at a nearby vent with light passing through. Esther's I suppose.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" he chuckles.

I gasp fakely "Pranking the host's daughter?" I say in an over exaggerated voice. I chuckle "Heck yeah." I pulled out an extra lasso and started crawling to the vent.

Why do I have a feeling I forgot about something....
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Minutes later, the survivors were called for a meeting. Good thing the host was away picking someone something or we would have been dead.

Martha, Norton, and William were gone for some reason.

Naib was at the front with the scariest look a man could ever muster. Eli was behind him, looking like the most vicious hunter you would see.

Meanwhile, my eyes landed on a blonde girl. Hahahaha.....

Nabi was staring at her now blonde locks while Esther plays with Nabi's hair, comforting the girl. "I mean, it kinda suits you?" she says. Nabi stares at the gold locks blankly.

I can see the thief trying to hide his laughs right across from me.

I try to hold in my laughter as well.

Naib looked at us all "Who. did. this?" he growls. Every one was quiet. Eli suddenly steps in. "Speak up or we'll double you're planned punishment," he threats, his words dripping with silent anger.

I was holding in my laughs pretty well.

Everyone one is quiet, no suspicions, no clues, me and Kreacher is sa—

"Hehehehe...." Kreacher giggles out, followed by slapping his mouth. Eli and Naib's head snapped to look at him. He quickly composes himself.

I heard Naib chuckle "Care to tell us something, Kreacher?" he asks darkly.
I gulp as Kreacher sweats. "N-no! Nothing at all!" he replies, trying to cover it up.

"Naib, Eli, we found something," Martha suddenly comes in with the other two following behind.

She pulls out... my lasso. I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!

I gulped, feeling two cold glares. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead...... wait, so is Kreacher. We're dead, we're dead, we're dead.....

I heard Eli chuckle "Everyone except for the cowboy and the thief are dismissed," he announces. I heard the others exit the room, leaving us four.

I was suddenly picked up. "You think it's funny to color my sister's hair blonde, huh?" Naib spat.

I heard Eli crack his fingers.

"H-hey! It was a harmless prank!" Kreacher shrieks. Eli and Naib gave us scary glares. "We don't take pranks easily when it's on people we care about," Eli chuckles.

Kreacher gulps. "We're f*cked."
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*kick* *punch* *left hook* *uppercut* *side kick* *flying kick* *axe kick* *neck chop* *blood* *blood* *bone* *blood*.... *face*
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timeskipppppp.....

I groan and stretch, cracking bones in my aching body. God, those two really made a number on us.

I aid Kreacher up, earning a groan from him. "Thanks man," he says. I nod and walk to the kitchen with him, grabbing an ice pack for my cheek. He grabbed a glass and drank water.

I sigh and grab another drink "Remind me to not prank anyone who is connected to those two," I mumble, making the thief groan and nod in agreement.

Vera suddenly came inside with Tracy.
"Hey, why is Esther taking too long in the bathroom? Didn't she say she took a short bath?" Vera complains. "Oh, she actually left minutes ago. She said her head started itching so she went to the clinic," Tracy explains.

Kreacher suddenly spits out the water he was drinking, looking at me shocked.

Vera looked at Tracy with concer. "Oh my goodness, I hope it's not lice or dandruff," she says.

I gulp as I stare at the thief. "D-dude... Isn't Esther N-Naib's—"

"WHO THE F*CK PUT ITCHING POWDER IN ESTHER'S SHAMPOO?!" Naib suddenly pops out.

I gulped "We're dead, again."
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I hold a freaking grudge on Thief, cowboy, and magician (sadly he's not there). They made me lose 2 rank matches (they thought playing in carousel instead of rescuing was a good idea huh?)

I had fun writing this. I love the idea of over-protective Naib and Eli.

Hope you enjoy this!

Requests are open again since I think I'm free!

I do:

-oneshots
-scenarios
-shizpost
-art requests
-Ask and dares
-etc just no lemons.