Human (Vkook)

Q&A answers

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(Slowly creeps up into your face) Hi guy, yes, its me....but I have a good reason as to why this is 2 months late. 

I was studying.

But its here now right, so that's all that matters...right? (Unsure laughing)

Anyway, here is the Q&A which I'm sure all of you forgot, but I here to kindly remind you. 

(PSST:  HEY! REMEMBER THE Q&A! STOP EATING AND FOCUS! )

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Warning:.....this is very random. 

Author: We begin with Kookie-

Yoongi: Can we hurry up, I want to sleep

Jimin: We haven't even started yet. Stop complaining crust ass.

Yoongi: Watch who your talking to, fat ass!

Jimin: I mean, it is-

Author: Lets start with our first question!

1) @Myyriq: Do you love Taehyung?

Jungkook: (blushes) Taehyung means a l...lot to me.....and he's handsome.

Taehyung: (smirks)

2) @Ghostqueen225: How are you so adorable?

Jungkook: (blushing) I...i am not-

Taehyung: Lying is a sin.

Jungkook: o..oh,.....thank you (smiles) I don't know why I'm adorable but th..thank you. You're cute too! 

Taehyung: Its obvious that he is naturally gifted in the art of killing people with his smile

3) @BTS_Baby_sss: can I hug you?

Jungkook: oh, okie! (accepts hug. Is immediately squished)

@BTS_Baby_sss: You are the definition of cute (proceeds to stroke Jungkook's ears softly)

4) @freeramenforsale: assassins you're so soft! Can I adopt you?

Taehyung: Um....no, I already adopted him

Author: Shut it, this question isn't for you.

Author: Yes Kookie, please answer the question.

Jungkook: um....m..my name isn't assassins....and I'm soft?....Thank you, I moisturize my skin everyday!

Author: I don't think that's what she meant....but that's adorable

Jungkook: oops (giggles)

Jungkook: and for your question, you can't adopt me...I'm older than you. I should adopt you

Author: Okie, lets move on to-

Taehyung: ASK ME ANYTHING!

1) @Ghostqueen225: Dumbest shit you've ever done

Taehyung: Oh, that's easy. I've done a lot of shit to be honest, like the one time I microwaved chocolate ice cream...or blended popcorn without the lid on, or even...

Yoongi: Your lack of brain cells is showing Tae

Jin: Hey, don't interrupt hi-

Yoongi: I was just stating the obvious-