Mega Moist Book Of Ereri u_u

Poppy cock (Part 3)

Note: the song above is what I was listening to while writing this .-. Don't judge u_u
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{Levi's POV}

This was perfect. Absolutely Fucking Perfect. First things first, I'm trying to take a piss, next thing I now, the gang of shitheads are back.

And when I was trying to piss too.

Luckily, Eren was there, so he managed to get the guys to go away. Such a god at work, am I right? (Bet you want that god work on your ass)

But unlucky for me, I still had to take a piss, and walking down the hallway with Eren wasn't helping.

"Levi why are you blushing? If it's because your embarrassed you shouldn't be." Eren told me with a look of concern. "I-I'm not.." I stated with a shitty stutter. "I have to take a piss." "What was that?" Eren asked after I mumbled that last sentence. "N-Nothing." I quickly dismissed the topic, not want Eren to be annoyed by the fact I had to piss.

We soon reached the nurses office, and I was bandaged up. Remember my probably broken leg? Well that was still a thing.

"Levi you have a fracture on your leg." The nurse announced, looking at Eren then back at me. "I'll pull through." I sighed. I mean I would, I've had the fracture since lunch.

"Levi I'll take you home. Mikasa and Armin can wait." Eren Said with a reassuring smile. I gave him a small smile back, only to be disrupted by the nurse telling me how I should be more careful and eat healthy. I swear everyone she mentioned something with water, I got closer to the brim of pissing myself.

Soon enough, I was limping down the hallway with Eren at my side. "Eren im stopping by the rest room." I quickly said before going my limping speed to the bathrooms. I felt Eren's eye watch me closely as I entered.

I finally released my piss load with a sigh of relief. (While writing that part, my friend told me releasing your load felt good ;-; 👍) I zipped my fly back up and limped out the bathroom to meet the waiting Eren.

"That was quick." Eren Said with a small Head Tilt. 10/10 adorable. "I had to piss bad." I shrugged my shoulders at the comment. "Well come on." Eren Said and grabbed my hand.

He led me to his car where a girl with raven hair stood in silence. "Eren why's shorty here?" Mikasa asked with a hiss. Of course Eren's adoptive sister was here. Perfect. "He has a leg fracture so I'm driving him home." Eren said with a small frown.

"He can take the bus." Mikasa said and glared at me for about 6 seconds before turning back towards Eren. "As if! It's filled with asshats." Eren shot back. It was awkward seeing two siblings arguing, especially when you were the topic.

"Fine, but if he pulls one move or says on word I'm throwing him out the window." Mikasa huffed and crawled into the passenger seat. "Deal then." I mumbled under my breath and sat down in the back seat.

"If you two argue at all during this ride I'm going to crash this car." Eren added with a Frown as he plopped down into the driver's seat.

Eren started the car and we were off towards my lonely house.

During the car ride, Mikasa shot glared at me every now and then only to have Eren slap her arm. "Eren he's planning something." Mikasa whispered yelled. And yes I was, I was planning to get the fuck away from her.

"Mikasa you worry too much." Eren groaned. "Oi, my house is down this street." I pointed towards the sign that said 'Underground Dr.' Eren nodded and turned down the street. "This Place is shady." Mikasa hissed as she looked out the window.

"It does not." Eren protested. "Whatever you say Eren, but if we get jumped because of Shorty here, I'll kill him." Mikasa hissed. "It Not Shorty, It's Levi." Me and Eren said at once. "He's already getting to you." Mikasa mumbled.

I rolled my eyes at Mikasa's comment and looked out the window. "That's my house." I pointed towards a two story black black brick house with a big window that's exposed the living space.

"How do you afford that by yourself?" Eren asked. "Drug dealing." Mikasa hissed. "What? No, My dad was part of the military and I get checks from them since he died." I shot back with a growl. "Oh, sorry for your loss." Eren said quietly.

Eren Finally pulled the car into the drive way and I climbed out, bag in hand. "Thanks for the ride Eren." I said with a small smile. Just before I turned around Eren said "wait!"

I turned my head towards him in confusion. "Hanji is having a party on Saturday, wanna come with me? I know your already going but let's go together." Eren asked me, his turquoise eyes showing hope.

The question took a moment to process through my mind. Yes, I was attending the party, but it would ten times better if I went with Eren. The suggestion rang in my head so much, I could hardly hear Mikasa protesting I couldn't go.

"Why not?" I said before turning around and walking into my lonely house that smelled like cleaning products, Just to my liking.

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Lol okay, so I was rereading the last chapter I made and realized I had so many auto correct mistakes ;_; Sorry about that. But I hoped you enjoy this chapter even though it's kinda short 👍 I got the idea of a car ride argument from my best friend always arguing with her brother during a car ride.

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