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A jealous Eren

Okay so I decided to go ahead and use one of the story ideas you guys gave me so Yee ;-;

This story was recommended by @jadap195 so thx for the recommendation 👍 Let's get popping.

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Eren's POV:

Last week marked the 4th year Levi and I had gotten married. Levi was my beautiful and most adored Husband, but of course I addressed him as my wife.

Sometimes I felt Levi was a little TOO adored...

Before Levi and I had started dating 6 years ago, he had broken up with his ex girlfriend, Petra Ral. And my god do I hate her.

Ever since mine and Levi's 2nd anniversary, Petra has been trying to win Levi over again. I still have no idea why she thinks he loves her.

But unfortunately, Levi being the kind soul he was, he said Petra and him were still friends. The announcement kinda pissed me off, but I couldn't stay mad at my cinnamon roll.

Levi and I were currently watching 'The Hangover' "Eren" Levi asked "Would you Be mad if Petra invited me to go shopping with her today?"

I chocked on my spit and looked down at the raven in shock. "Excuse me?" I asked in shock.

"Oh my lord. Eren, Petra invited me to go with her to the mall." Levi explained while pitching the bridge of his nose.

"Don't go." I pleaded like Levi was about to divorce me. I grabbed his shoulders and rested my forehead against his.

"Boy I Control my own life thank you very much." Levi replied sassily as he stood to his feet.

"But Petra is a witch! She's trying to get you to break up with me!" I protested while balling my fist.

"But you know I'm loyal." Levi replied with a smile. Before I could add a comment, there was a knock at the door. "That Must Be her."

I watched as Levi answered the door, the disgusting orange haired female entering. "Oh Hey Levi. Hey...Eren." Petra Said with a small smirk.

"Hello Petra. Let's get going. I want to hurry to hot topic before they close." Levi said. Petra rolled her eyes and wrapped her arm around Levi's shoulder. That bitch.

"Trust me Levi" Petra snorted "That store is filled with geeks. Let's go to (random store name) because they have the lastest and trendy stuff." I noticed as Levi looked down at his feet before nodding. How dare that bitch make Levi feel insecure about himself?!

I stood to my feet and approached the two, swatting away Petra's hands. "Levi can go where he wants. He's a grown man who can make his own decisions!" I growled and held the raven close in my arms.

"Exactly! That's why he chose to come with me!" Petra barked.

"Shut up you two. Let's just go already. Fucking Christ." Levi sighed heavily before grabbing Petra by her wrist and dragging her out the door.

"Bye Eren~" Petra Said with a Fake smile. I watched as the two climbed into Petra's car and drove off.

"This is War Petra Ral. This. Is. WAR." I Said to nothing in particular. That bitch has picked the wrong bone today.

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Levi's POV:

"So Levi" Petra asked in an annoying Sweet Voice "What made you turn gay?"

"I've already explained this before Petra." I sighed as we walked down the halls of the mall.

"Really? I don't recall?" Petra replied. This air head. I swear to god.

"Oh my lord. Fine. One more time" I grumbled "I told you from the get go that I was bisexual, but more interested in males then I am girls."

"But why Eren of all people? He smells like cocoa." Petra snorted. I frowned at her comment but managed to keep my cool.

"Well I don't love him for your benefit." I sighed. I wanted to add 'you hoe' but held my tongue.

Petra rolled her eyes and grabbed my hand, pulling me along with her. As we passed hot topic, a Todoroki figure caught my eye. I turned my head towards it and felt drool coming from my mouth.

Before I could add a comment, Petra tugged me into Clair's. How old is this bafoon? 6?

"Oh my gawd! Levi look at this shirt!" Petra Exclaimed as she held up a glittery pink shirt with a fucking unicorn on it.

"It's blinding." I deadpanned. Petra frowned and placed her hands on her hips.

"Well that isn't very nice." Petra pouted. This bitch sometimes.

"I mean it looks great." I Said with a make smile. Petra smiled at my words and ran into the changing rooms. She soon came out with that awful thing on her body.

"How do I look?" Petra purred. I gave her a fake nod of interest. "Thanks! You know, I really don't know why we broke up!"

"Me neither." I replied semiconsciously. I was too upset about the Todoroki figure to care.

"Wow! Okay let's go pay for this shirt and get some ice cream!" Petra grinned and grabbed my hand. Petra handed the store clerk the tag and the female scanned it.

"That would be 24.78." The store clerk sighed. She looked like she didn't want to be here. I feel your pain.

Petra suddenly took MY credit card from my wallet and paid for the shirt. That bitch. "What the fu-"

"Thank you for paying Levi~" Petra cooed before grabbed my hand and tugging me out of the store.

"Let's Go To gelatos." Petra suggested. I rolled my eyes in response. Gelatos was a me and Eren thing only.

As we walked towards the gelatos stand, I felt a pair of eyes following me. I wanted to turn around, but I decided to pass it off as paranoia.

This time, PETRA paid for the god damn ice cream and gave me the raspberry flavor. "This is Your Favorite isn't it?" Petra asked with puppy eyes.

"I mean I like the flavor but-" I was cut off when Petra hugged me tightly, spilling her ice cream on to me.

I wince in disgust. This is UNSANITARY. "Petra what the hell?!" I asked in anger.

"S-Sorry Levi" Petra pouted "I didn't mean to."

"I'm going to the bath room." I growled before storming off towards the men's bathroom.

I entered the bathroom and sighed heavily. I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked exhausted. Just how I looked when Petra and I dated. Tch.

"I pictured this would happen." A voice called from the door way. I turned my head and saw Eren standing with a pair of pants and a smirk.

"E-Eren? When did you-" I was cut off when he held his hand up.

"Don't worry about it. Let's just go home and enjoy the rest of our Movie. My wife." Eren suggested as he passed me the pair of pants.

A smiled tugged at my lips as i looked up at the brunette. "Yeah, Let's do That." I chuckled. Eren smiled before placing a kiss on my lips.

After I changed, Eren and I ditched Petra and went home. We continued the movie and just relaxed the rest of the day. I love my husband.

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Rrrreeeee, welp ;-; I hope we all learned a valuable lesson-

Clair's clothing causes depression ;-; Jk. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the story ;-;

Thanks again @jadap195 for the suggestion 👍

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