Mega Moist Book Of Ereri u_u

The Ulitimite Dragqueen

Okay you guys, you want this so let's get popping :,)

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Eren's POV:

Levi Ackerman. The most loved gay student in our school. Everyone loved him, girls and boys. I was sure to be his number one fan. He was like a celebrity in highschool.

He was so well known in our school, he had stalkers. I may or may not be one but let's keep that between us. Anywho, Levi had a small group of friends despite his popularity.

One of his friends was Hanji Zoe. They are an agender who is extremely crazy and probably mentally ill but meh. The other friend is Erwin Smith, and my GOD he had some big eyebrows. Jesus Christ.

Everyone at school Addressed the three as the Survey Corp Trio, since that's the same of our school and the three of them are like, high ranks.

Back to Levi, he was just so beautiful. His body was very feminine. Muscular but lean. Everything I want in a dude. But no one, not even me, expected Levi to become a drag the next day.

The day started off normal, Me talking to my friends, yelling at a horse (neigh bitch), the usual. But something did seem....off.

When Levi arrived, it looks like he was walking down the red carpet. He was wearing a deep black dress with silky black heels. His eyeliner was blacked and winged, and his eye shadow a glittery black. His lipstick was a rose red. He looked....hot.

When the raven walked, he swayed his hips, making his ass perk out more. How was I not supposed to get turned on by this? I was suddenly approached by the raven.

"Listen Honey" The raven said in a purr. "Meet me at the roof during lunch period. I have things i say." I was in dead shock. But my thoughts were cut off when a pair of lips met mine.

I was surprised to find Levi at the other end. The raven pulled away and winked at me before stuttering away with Hanji following close behind while laughing hysterically.

That was heaven. Not to mention that happened to ME! My crush fucking kissed me. I must sound like a god damn fan girl but HOLY ASSBUTT!!

Mikasa and Armin approached me, The female raven looking in raged. "What the hell Eren?! Why would you let him kiss you like that?!" Mikasa roared, earning glances from the other students.

"Fuck you. I do what I want." I huffed. Mikasa rolled her eyes and folded her arms.

"Mikasa Let Eren do what he wants. He isn't a child you know." Armin added quietly. My best friend always had my back.

"Armin you don't understand! That was made for me!" Mikasa yelled. Armin and I sighed heavily before shaking our heads in disapproval.

"No it wasn't. You don't control my life." I growled. Mikasa looked up at me before storming off. My god! What a clingy bitch. (Okay Mikasa fans *if any* I have nothing against Mikasa expect for the fact she's preventing Ereri so don't mind me .-.)

"Sorry about her Eren" Armin laughed sheepishly "But I wish you luck. You scored good."

"Thanks Arm-out." I smiled. The shorter blonde nodded before walking off. I was definitely looking forward to later.

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Language arts was probably the best class. You may be wondering why, Well that's because Levi sits right in front of me, and when he stands I get a nice view of his ass.

Such a fine ass. If I could, I would dine on that ass.  "Levi" The teacher, Captain Shorty (I'm sorry I couldn't resist ;-;) Said and looked up from her phone. "Solve Question 6."