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Double Trouble

Double the Dicks, Double the Porn, Double the cum because this is a threesome. Of course, Levi is the uke (as always) But I hope he has a big asshole because this is Uke Levi with Seme Erwin and Seme Eren :/ Enjoy my assclowns 👁👄👁 (This is The SNK!Universe)
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Levi's POV:

I sighed heavily as I laid in my bed. I had just broken up with my ex, Erwin, after we got in a slight argument about Eren. Basically, the Bushy browed bitch started insulting Eren and I obviously jumped in to defend the brat.

Of course, I literally risked my happiness and got dumped but yolo. I turned on my side and let out enough sigh. Almost instantly, a knock came to the door.

"Who the fuck is it?" I groaned. I probably sounded like a whiny teenager to who ever was at the door, but I didn't give two flying shots. Fuck everybody.

"Sir, it's me coming to deliver your morning tea!" Petra's voice rang. It was already morning? Last time I check it was the middle of the night.

"Just set it on my desk and leave me alone." I called out monotonously. In a matter of seconds, Petra swung the door open and placed the tray on the table.

"I hope you don't mind me asking, but what's wrong Sir?" Petra asked. Of course she was concerned, like always. My GOD when will this woman leave me alone and let me be depressed?

"It shouldn't be any of your concern. Tell Hanji to train the cadets today, I need to catch up on my sleep anyways." I huffed, averting eye contact. Of course that wasn't my real reasoning. Today, Erwin and I were supposed to be training the cadets but I don't even feel like facing that bitch right now.

"Yessir!" Petra Said quickly and dashed out the room, slamming the door behind herself. When the hell did she become all hyper active? I slowly sat up and rubbed my eyes lazily, turning towards my desk at a very slow pace.

I stood to my feet and dragged myself towards my chair, only to slump down seconds later. I really didn't feel like getting up, but as Captain of the fucking Survey Corp I have to. I raised my cup of tea to my mouth and paused, inhaling the delightful scent into my nose.

I hummed in delight, just the smell of tea leaves and morning air slowly shifted my mood. Just as I was about to take a sip, the door flew open, revealing Hanji. Being the clumsy bastard I was, I spilled my tea all over myself.

Internally I was screaming my asshole off because my sweet Jesus that crap is hot. "Sorry Levy! But I Petra told me about your request!" The she demon yelled with a grin "Unfortunately I can't train the cadets today because I have to go experiment with Eren, if that's okay with you?" Hanji sneezed after that last part, which made me cringe.

"Like hell it is. Eren has to stay here and train so he won't just have to depend on his titan shifting ability, Hanji. You out of all people should know that." I deadpanned, furrowing my brows more if possible. Hanji pouted a bit and folded her arms over her chest, once again sneezing.

"Well, jokes on you because I got permission from Erwin. So basically, YES I CAN!" Hanji screeched. I wined at her tone, but simply shot the brunette a glare. It's no wonder Erwin agreed to allow Eren with Hanji, his ass is literally trying to be alone with me, isn't he? Tch, desperate old ass man.

"Then why the hell did you ask me?" I snarled. Hanji simply smirked.

"Oh? Is someone getting over protective over Eren?" Hanji playfully acknowledged, of course after she sneezed again And this is why we can't have good things in life.

I clicked my tongue and said "Don't be ridiculous. Anyways, get the hell out. I have to change thanks to YOU."

"Sure ya do! I'll just pretend you don't have to bust a nut to the thought of Eren shoving his" She paused the let out a sneeze "large, juicy, delightful dick into your ass. Byee!" Hanji grinned before sprinting away. I groaned to myself and leaned back in my chair.