**Goddamnit, Evan

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a/n: this is based off a comic i draw last night so it's super short (i only draw like 6-8 panels a page)

*sincerely three, but mainly kleinsen*

"Jared!" A voice called through the house.

"Hmm?" Jared looked up from his phone, grinning.

"JaredJaredJaredJaredJared."

Evan ran into the room, panting and red-faced.

"What is it, acorn?" Jared replied.

"I'm horny, Jared." Evan whispered in his ear.

Jared went bright red and cursed under his breath.

"W-well we should wait f-for Co-"

"No!" Evan shouted. "I can't wait that long, Jar!"

"Well, y-you have to!"

"I'm not gonna!"

"Ev, what do you-mmph!" Evan attacked Jared with a kiss.

"Please? Please, Jar?" He says pouting.

"You are in for it, Hansen! You're not gonna be able to walk for a week after this!"

a/n:

i will now take requests, but i don't write smut, sorry!

!request things here!

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