Random Oneshots

Caught

*kleinsen*

a/n: this is weird cos it's like almost smut but not quite so have fun (hahahaha it's midnight). this is the closest thing you'll get to smut.

Evan's POV

I can't decide who I like.

Is it Zoe? Or Connor? Or Jared? Or someone else entirely?

Only one way to find out.

Man, am I glad mom's out?

Jared's POV

We need milk (cos Connor finished it all, that bitch) and flowers (for Evan (cos he's too socially anxious to buy them himself (NOT BECAUSE WE'RE DATING))) and bread (yeah, I ate all the bread) and dad said he needs condoms, but I don't know why?

I walk around awkwardly for a bit, finding everything.

Okay, I think I've got everything!

I walk to the checkout, and buy all the shit I need.

Damn, $40? We're expensive man!

I betta head over to Evan's, give him these flowers.

I need to walk, dad won't let me drive the car anymore, and Evan's is really close to the supermarket.

I don't need to knock. Mrs Hansen loves me, I'm round here all the time.

"Mornin' Jared. What's up?" She says when I enter.

"Mornin' Mrs Hansen. I've got those flowers for Ev. Is he in his room?" She nods and I run up there.

I could sneak into his room...

Yeah, I'm gonna do that.

I silently open the door and hear a strange noise.

Like a moan? But Evan's too innocent to...

No, he's definitely moaning.

And he's moaning my name? Why my name?

"Jared!" He moans particularly loudly and I fall over with a loud bang.

"Oh my god, J-Jared, it's not what it looks like, are you okay?" I show a thumbs up.

If he thinks he can get away with that Scot-free, he's wrong.

"Jared?"

Damn, that name sounds so different.

"Sit down, Acorn. I suppose we betta finish what I started."

a/n: holy shit im sorry.

i literally had this idea in the middle of the night and i couldn't sleep til i wrote it.

yeah bye

-lizzie xx