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My Infinity War Parody Idea

[First shot is of London, England. As the camera spins, slowly, an odd shaped ship appears in the sky, just over the Big Ben Clocktower. Princess Leia is doing the voice over.]

Leia: The entire time I knew him, he only ever had one goal...

[Shot of Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes and John Watson looking up in the sky in horror.]

Leia: To buy out all the franchises.

[Cut to New York City, close up to a window of an old firehouse where Ray, Peter, Egon and Winston look out towards the sky in shock. Quickly, cut to Hogwarts, where the odd ship is hovering just above them as the camera shot is slightly askew.]

[Cut to Leia standing in a spacehip as she continues her speech.]

Leia: If he buys out all the franchises, he could take over the world. [Snaps her fingers.] Just like that.

[Next shot is of the 10th Doctor as he leans against the console of the Tardis, staring intently ahead of himself.]

10th Doctor: Tell me his name again.

[Cut back to Leia who is now looking down at her feet in sadness.]

Leia: Disney.

[Next shot is of a gold-armored figure, who is taking his helmet off. It is revealed that the figure is Walt Disney, who is glaring down at someone.]

[Cut to Amity Park to see a school bus driving down the road, where a bunch of high school students stare out of the window, looking at the strange ship. One student, Danny Fenton, takes this moment to slink down underneath the seats and transforms into his alter-ego, Danny Phantom. He phases through the floor of the bus, turns intangible and flies off. As he flies into the sky, he is tangible.]

[Cut to a shot of the ship, which you can see is the shape of Mickey Mouse's head, as it looks like it's about to take off. The Tardis and a young boy, Jimmy Neutron, riding on his robot dog, Goddard, appear as they try to catch up with the ship. As this happens, Sherlock Holmes begins to speak.]

Sherlock: We got one advantage. He’s coming to us.

[A rocket booster appears out of Goddard's tail and he takes off after the ship, the Tardis not far behind.]

Sherlock: We have what Disney wants.

[Cut to the back of the head of a figure standing in the middle of a street. Cut to his right hand where a wand slides into view and the tip is glowing. There's a quick shot of the figure's green eyes and a lightening bolt shaped scar on the middle of his forehead.]

Sherlock: So that’s what we use.

[Cut to Middle Earth where Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn are standing side bye side each other as a portal appears and Superman with the Justice League and various other characters appear. Superman approaches Gandalf and the two shake hands.]

[Cut to a quick shot of Jimmy Neutron in his lab examining files about Disney. Timmy Turner, Cosmo, and Wanda standing behind him.]