The Book of Random

Veggietales Fanfiction (1)

And now it's time for "Revisiting Childhood Stories with Lynn." The part of the book in which Lynn comes out and reads you all a story she wrote when she was young. 

That was rough. But it's nothing compared to what I have for you today. 

Also, if there's spelling errors, I apologize. I'm typing with a splint on because it's late and I need to wear wrist splints at night now. *sighs*

Then again, with this story, you can't really notice. 😂

Anyway, want to read the first Beauty and the Beast retelling I ever wrote? 

Of course you do. 

Here's...The Scary Beest.

HEY! I PREDICTED THE LAST VEGGIETALES MOVIE! How about that.... *sighs*

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Hi kids. I'm Bob the tomato and welcome to veggietales. said Bob.

Again, this entire story is one paragraph. I'm breaking it up for sanity's sake. 😂

And I'm Larry the Cucumber. said Larry. 

I wasn't original in the slightest. 

Today we got a letter from Matthew Semoes.

I apologize to the kid I stole this name from. 

It say: Dear Bob and Larry. As you know, I'm the paperboy. 

HOW ON EARTH WOULD THEY KNOW THAT? Wait...are they secretly Santa?

Today, some people with a scary looking dog signed up for the paper and I'm pretty scared to deliver the paper to them. What should I do?

Run away and never return.

Your friend, Matthew. said Bob

Roll film! said Larry.

WAIT WHAT? NO EXPLANATION, NO JOKES, NO NOTHING?

Get with the program, younger me. 

Once opon a time theare was a beautiful girl named Bellella. 

I don't even know how to pronounce that.

She lived with her father in a small cottage. 

Classic fairytale home. Who needs mansions when you have cottages...

Her father loved to make guns that could shoot BB at peaple. 

...

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

But he was careful never to shoot his dauter, when they were done.

Oh okay, phew. 

One day Bellella decited to take a walk. She packed a basket full of food, and Set off. Soon after, her father remember that today was the gunshooting contest and he had signed up. 

How could you forget about the gun-shooting contest? I mean, I wouldn't...

So he too set off with his gun.

Have fun storming the castle!

Two hours later, Bellella came back. Pa! she cried Pa! She had not noticed the note from her father on the table.

Well, that's some oversight. Let me guess, she's going to run in the woods and find him.

OH WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT! I STOLE THE HAIRBRUSH SONG!

Now its time for silly songs with Larry. the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. He sang "O where is my hairbrush". 

*facepalms into eternity*

Back to the show.

Oh thank goodness.

Bellella went to look for her father. Suddenly, there was a huge beast on the road.

Well this is different. 

But she rememberd what her father said about being scared. 

Oh no. 

So she offered him food and went on her way.

Lady, if I encountered a beast on the road...I'd run. 

Soon she came opon a man in a cage.

WHAT IS GOING ON? AM I RIPPING OFF PILGRIM'S PROGRESS NOW TOO?

He said I'm the prince of this land. Will you help me get out of here?

RUN! RUN NOW!

Yes sir. said Bellella. She helped him out of the cage.

*headdesk*

Well...it's different... You all should see my other attempt at a retelling before "The King's Persecution." Now THERE'S a ripoff...

Since you have saved me, said Prince Larry I would have the houner of marrying you.

YOU CAN'T MARRY A GUY YOU JUST MET!

Why yes! said Bellella. 

A few days pater, Bellella (or should I say Princess Bellella) and Prince Larry were married.

Well...they've known each other for more than a day by now...

Wow! said Larry that was cool.

Woah, that was a weird place to cut back. 

We're over here by Corty to talk about what we've learned. 

Apparently I didn't know the story behind QWERTY's name. 😂

Isaiah 54:4a Fear not, for you will not be ashamed. 

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Interesting verse choice

Bellella learned that she should not be afraid. said Bob.

She didn't, actually. SHE LEARNED NOTHING.

Well, thats all the time we have for today. Remeber, God made you spaical. said Bob. 

And he loves you very much said LArry Bye!

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And that was the first BATB retelling I ever wrote. It's terrible, but funny. I completely forgot about the padre making BB guns. 😂

Next up will be the other VT fanfiction I wrote.

See you then!