𝐌𝐄! || "I promise that you'll never find another like me."
In which Elijah, also known as Mysterio, has a hard time with keeping his identity secret from his celebrity crush.
" Come on Mys, you've got to give me something!"
" You want to k...
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itsmysterio Here's a picture of the aftermath of a nosebleed caused by his future hubby @tomholland2013. (he was watching his lip sync battle btw) ALSO: go follow ya boi @salemthecat for providing you this information xx
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user1 HE REALLY HAD NOSEBLEEDS OMFG
user2 Poor Mys omfg ↳ user3He totally had it coming though 🍵 ↳ user2 Tru tru tru
user4 Ok but i'm confused, who posted this? ↳ itsmysterio Me bitch, your lord and saviour Salem ↳ user4 Lmao thank you, lord and saviour Salem ↳ itsmysterio xx
lucadura What a beautiful day was that lmao ↳ itsmysterio RIght??
user5 @tomholland2013
user6Shisters exposed him QUICK ↳ itsmysterio That's how we do it here xx
teddybear Lowkey want to ignore his privacy and show you guys his face- it was hilarious. ↳ user7 DO IT ↳ teddybear Sorry fam, no can do. ↳ user7 Then please give a description! ↳ teddybear Imagine him being really pale and kind of sleepy, with a hint of devastation, but lowkey still bopping to Umbrella ↳ user7 He's such a mood omfg
user8 @tomholland2013
salemthecat Aaandd he threw me out of his account-- ↳ user9 You did whatever you could my queen😪 ↳ salemthecat Thank you peasant ↳ itsmysterio WHY DID YOU DO THIS ↳ salemthecat Because you're annoying, that's why. ↳ itsmysterio Damn bitch, you're cancelled too ↳ salemthecat If you cancel me, you literally have on friend left. ↳ itsmysterio Like I care- @lucadura still loves me ↳ lucadura Nah man, you're a skinny bitch that talks too much ↳ itsmysterio C A N C E L L E D
user10 I'll be ur friend Mys ↳ itsmysterio Please 😭
user11 @tomholland2013
salemthecat @tomholland2013 @lifeisaloha ↳itsmysterio I will take down this post if you don't stop now ↳ salemthecat Is that a threat? ↳ itsmysterio It's a promise ↳salemthecat @tomholland2013 @lifeisaloha ↳ salemthecat @tomholland2013 @lifeisaloha ↳salemthecat @tomholland2013 @lifeisaloha ↳salemthecat @tomholland2013 @lifeisaloha ↳salemthecat @tomholland2013 @lifeisaloha ↳ itsmysterio I- ↳ salemthecat x
lifeisaloha LMAO ↳ itsmysterio Oh heLLO ↳ lifeisaloha Hello ;)) ↳ itsmysterio So what's a queen like you doing down here ;) ↳ user11 Mys openly flirting with everything that breathes is such a mood. ↳ lifeisaloha Just checking u out ;) ↳ itsmysterio Liking what you see? xx ↳ lifeisaloha Absolutely-- @tomholland2013 ↳ itsmysterio TREASON
tomholland2013 lol ↳ itsmysterio hMM ↳ user12 OMG ↳ itsmysterio @tomholland2013 To clarify: I haVE A REALLY SENSITIVE NOSE-- ↳ tomholland2013 Sure you do
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the first interaction uwu~ ya girl's too tired and uninspired to do anything besides writing this so here ya go,,
alsoo- mys/elijah has a SUPER sensitive nose and will literally have a nosebleed when he sneezes. A cutie™. another question, do you guys want longer chapters, with multiple parts- or short ones where i can guarantee i will update daily? lemme know somewhere in the comments, k byeee
