𝐌𝐄! || "I promise that you'll never find another like me."
In which Elijah, also known as Mysterio, has a hard time with keeping his identity secret from his celebrity crush.
" Come on Mys, you've got to give me something!"
" You want to k...
terror child = elijah queen cherry = carrie skinny bitch = salem luckyluke = lucas king edward = teddy
skinny bitch: ELIJAH QUENTIN FUCKING BECK
terror child: WHAT
skinny bitch: WHY IS TOM HOLLAND LIKING ALL YOUR POSTS ON YOUR PRIVATE ACCOUNT??
king edward: Wait WHAT
luckyluke: AMERICA EXPLAIN
terror child: SALEM HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE THAT
skinny bitch: I SEE ALL, YOU PATHETIC MAN WHORE
*king edward changed skinny bitch to God™*
God™: Thank you child- NOW EXPLAIN ELI
terror child: I may have met him,,
king edward: W H A T
luckyluke: AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO TELL US
terror child: I told Carrie--
king edward: And not us? I am hurt
God™: Look what you've done Elijah. You've hurt Teddy.
luckyluke: Say sorry to Teddy
terror child: Sorry Teddy
king edward: <3
God™: Wait, where is Carrie?
luckyluke: On set somewhere. We were just calling
God™: The bitch
God™: HEY- ELIJAH. STOP TRYING TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE SITUATION- EXPLAIN EVERYTHING YOU TWAT
terror child: Damnit. Fine. I was working yesterday and out of nowhere Tom walks in. He didn't directly recognize me, I took his order, wrote something at the bottom of his cup. He figured out it was me and found my account and liked my pictures. You happy now?
king edward:
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God™: Bitch-
luckyluke: You and Tom would make such pretty babies
king edward: Luke-
God : THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
terror child: EXACTLY- LISTEN TO GOD
luckyluke: HEY- I said WOULD
God™: Ngl it's true tho
terror child: Oh fuck off
king edward: Guys can we appreciate that Elijah is finally getting game again?
God™: Omg yess- you go baby
luckyluke: You seriously need to get laid my friend
terror child: This is not what I meant with next topic
terror child: Why is Carrie never here when I need her
God™: She would say the same
king edward: ^
terror child: I hate all of you people
luckyluke : Hey- we only speak the thruth. You need to get out there again.
God™: Exactly. You haven't been to a proper party in a long time.
terror child: Guysssssss
God™: No- no complaining. Tomorrow night. The four of us are going out
king edward: Yaaas
terror child: I want Carrie to come too
luckyluke: Sorry dude. It's just gonna be the boys this time.
God™: Yessir 😤😤😤
terror child: What if I don't want to go?
king edward: Then we'll force you. Come on Eli, what's the harm in going to one party?
terror child: Okay fine.
king edward: We'll be with you the whole time. It's gonna be fineee
terror child: I still hate all of you
God™: xx
luckyluke: <3
king edward: 8pm, me and Eli's place.
God™: Aye aye captain
luckyluke: Littytitty
terror child: Luke- no
luckyluke: LITTYTITTY
terror child: 😤😤 I have to go btw
God™: What in your life can possibly be more important than talking to us.
terror child: Mall's figure skating rehearsals??
king edward: Yeah, that's fair.
God™: AAH WISH HER GOOD LUCK FROM HER FAVOURITE UNCLE
terror child: Salem,, I hate to break it to you, but you're not her uncle
God™: WELL I AM GOD, AND GOD DECIDES THAT SALEM DENVERS IS MALLORY'S UNCLE- WHOOSH
king edward: Can't argue with that logic, now can we?
