ｍｅｓｓａｇｅｓ：
messages between spider-baby and mystery-boy:
Lucas
No
Mason
Nope
Charlie?
Nope
Elliot!
.. Nope
Wait, what did that mean?
Was I close?
Just give up already hon.
You've been at this
for over 2 months.
NO- NEVER
I NEED TO KNOW
Alex
Henry
Mason
Sam
Max
You're not even close,
you're not gonna guess it.
GIVE ME A CLUE THEN
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
FINE
YES
IT'S PRETTY COMMON-
NOW QUIET ABOUT IT
I'm so happy with
myself rn
You better be.
What are you doing
anyways. It's 3 in
the morning
In London it isn't
Right, I forgot you're
a british whore
Oi, don't insult me like
that or I will release
my british powers
on you
Oh noooo
Not the powers of tea
and cowardess
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NO- NOT THE QUEEEN
AAAAAAA
Bow down bitch
But then I have to get
up firsttt-- me have
no energy
Go to sleep then
Noooo
Why?
This bitch doesn't
do sleep
Didn't you have these
sleeping pills?
Yeah- I'm all out. So
now I can just suffer
at night
Why do you need
those anyways
Stuff
Thanks. That info was
really useful.
RiGhT?!/!?
🤦♂️ Sometimes I guestion
why I'm friends with you
But we ARE friends
Unfortunately.
But I'm serious. You're
always up late.
How do you know?
.. You almost always
text me around 2 am
Andd you're pretty
active on both twitter
and instagram
Stalker. Stranger Danger.
Creep.
Says the person that,
and I quote "I will find
your house, sit in your
closet until you fall
asleep and then murder
you with a pillow."
I will neither confirm
nor deny that.
I-
Yes?
Nevermind.
What are you doing
anyways this early?
It's literally 9 am?
Yeah? I'd still be asleep..
Yeah because you go
to sleep at 5
True.
But I had to go out
with Tessa
Aww I totally forgot
about herr. I love blue
staffies. I used to have
one when I was young.
She's an absolute
sweetheart.
ALSO- I KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU--
Nooooo
Why do you make
it so difficult for me?
Because I want to figure
you out "Mysterio"
Whyyyy there's nothing
interesting about me at all
I think that's where we
disagree. But fine- just
tell me about your staffy
Oh I haven't seen him in
over 10 years. But his
name was Loki. He was
super naughty but
really sweet.
Your family has something
with Marvel, don't they?
Sort of 🤷♂️
Damn it Mys
Why can't you answer
a question like a normal
person.
Because I'm not a
normal person.
That's fair
Tom?
Yeah
What's your favorite
color?
Uhm
Red?
Why?
Mys
Why do you keep falling
asleep on me, mate.
It's not fair.
Goodnight weirdo
delivered 4:12 am
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Soo there was a bit of a time jump in this chapter. They're pretty close now and talk every day-- I'm soft.
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