𝐌𝐄! || "I promise that you'll never find another like me."
In which Elijah, also known as Mysterio, has a hard time with keeping his identity secret from his celebrity crush.
" Come on Mys, you've got to give me something!"
" You want to k...
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tomholland2013: Lmaoo- I'm just gonna take it as a compliment.
itsmysterio: Don't feel special- I can, and will have nosebleeds over Danny Devito,,
tomholland2013: You think Danny Devito is 'hot as fuck' too though?
itsmysterio: Daddy Danny?? hMMM HELL YEASS🤤🤤 Don't worry tho babe, I'm always open for a threesome xx
tomholland2013: Lmao I'm gonna pass on that one
itsmysterio: YIkes- I'm not gonna lie Tom, that hurts
tomholland2013: Not gonna say that I'm bothered by that.
itsmysterio: Hello, 911? Yeah, there wAS AN ATTACK ON MY EGO-
tomholland2013: Lol What's your deal anyways? With the mask and everything.
itsmysterio: It was the year 1944, I had been fighting in the war for 4 years now.. And then out of nowhere a granate hit my beautiful face and I was left with seriously nasty burns, like Deadpool's. I have felt too ashamed to show it ever since.. 😪😪
tomholland2013: Cool story- still a lie
itsmysterio: WOWOW are you questioning my validity?
tomholland2013: Yes.
itsmysterio: Babe, I could be 70 for all you know.
tomholland2013: Yeah, but I'm going to take a fat guess and say you aren't.
itsmysterio: Based on,, what?
tomholland2013: "Are you Luke? cause I'm your daddy😤" "Call me shrek because i'm head ogre heels for you!" Do I need to continue? Love your old messages by the way.
itsmysterio: Hey, I had to get my charasmatic superpowers from somewhere,, you were a great practice
tomholland2013: Because I'm so hot?
itsmysterio: Yea- but no. I knew you weren't gonna reply and if you did, we would have a pretty interesting convo, like we are having now. So it was more of a strategical move xx
tomholland2013: Wow
itsmysterio: I'm good at what I do💅🏻
tomholland2013: You're a weird one. Also what do I call you, 'Mysterio'?
itsmysterio: Daddy. Hubby would work too.
tomholland2013: Yeah- I'm just gonna keep it at horny weirdo.
itsmysterio: Oh yeSss 😩😩💧 I'd love to stay and chat with you, but sOME people actually have to work for a living--
tomholland2013: Aren't you like a youtuber? Isn't your job just screaming at a camera and being pretty.
itsmysterio:
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tomholland2013: What?
itsmysterio: Yeah, you just called me pretty- NO TAKE BACKS. But bitch I wish. Youtube has been demonetising all my videos lately so I actually had to take on a job again xx
tomholland2013: How am I supposed to call you pretty if I don't even know What you look like? But that actually sucks tho, where do you work?
itsmysterio: Ya boy is a proud employee of our lord and saviour Starbucks. It's literally under my apartment so it's kind of practical.
tomholland2013: Ohh so you're that kind of guy?
itsmysterio: Who said I was a guy?? Did you just assume my gender??
tomholland2013: .. nvm
itsmysterio: ;) See ya Spiderling. Also, people like to call me Mys. So you know.
tomholland2013: Alright Mys see ya
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my adorable beans are getting along already <33
what do you guys think about Mys/Elijah up 'til now?
