𝐌𝐄! || "I promise that you'll never find another like me."
In which Elijah, also known as Mysterio, has a hard time with keeping his identity secret from his celebrity crush.
" Come on Mys, you've got to give me something!"
" You want to k...
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itsmysterio Fselt cutee---- miight cri latter idk
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user1 Oh god what's up with him? ↳ salemthecat He's being a disappointing child and found beer. ↳ user1 Wait- how can ONE beer cause this? ↳ salemthecat Well- that bitch is a skinny legend™ and also-- he found an 8-pack ↳ user1 @salemthecat @teddybear Yeah that's just bad parenting. ↳ salemthecat Don't you ever disrespect me and my husband like that ever again. ↳ user1 Facts don't care about your feelings babe🍵🐸 ↳ teddybear Lol, it's true though ↳ salemthecat Edward, we are going to have a serious talk about this after. ↳ teddybear Oh fuck
user2 Ok but I love our little gay family ^^ ↳ teddybear I'm not gay tho-- ↳ salemthecat Shsshsh, ignore him~
user3 DADDY MATERIALL 🤤🤤 ↳ itsmysterio YeS 😤😤😤😤😤
salemthecat baby,,, honey,, sweetiee,, you might want to get off your phone. ↳ itsmysterio GEWET OFF ME DICK ↳ salemthecat Oh boy 🤦♂️
user4 Drunk Mys is a cute Mys ↳ user5 AMEN SHISTERR
teddybear Boi- you've got some problems ↳ itsmysterio And Y stil have to suc my dickk ↳ teddybear I-
user6 LMAOOO
lucadura @salemthecat @teddybear I literally left you guys alone for one day?? ↳ salemthecat BITCH LIKE YOU ARE A GOOD PARENT ↳ lucadura WE'LL DISCUSS THIS IN COURT WHORE ↳ teddybear HEY- I DON'T CARE THAT WE USED TO BE MARRIED- BUT DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT- I WILL SKIN YOU ↳ lucadura 😤😤
user7 I love how this joke never died ^^ ↳ user8 baby Mys still going strongg ✌
user9 Why is he so cute, even if idk what he looks like? ↳ itsmysterio I hav a nose ↳ user9 Thank u for this info ↳ itsmysterio Ur welcom
user10 @salemthecat Can't you like,, drug him?? And just put him in bed?? ↳ salemthecat Bitch I wish. Can't drug him though-- ↳ user10 Why??
user11 Salem not responding is such an unnatural thing ↳ user12 Something's uP
salemthecat @itsmysterio DUde where have you gone? ↳ itsmysteiro am right here ↳ salemthecat No shit sherlock, I mean really? We can't find you ↳ itsmysterio 🤷♂️ ↳ salemthecat bOI
user13 @salemthecat bRO YOU'VE GOT TO PROTECT HIM ↳ salemthecat DON'T REMIND ME
teddybear @salemthecat Found him-- 🤦♂️ ↳ user14 Our hero 💕💕💕 ↳ lucadura xx
tomholland2013 Dork ↳ itsmysterio DADDYYY ↳ itsmysterio U KNOW TAT I LUVE U ↳ tomholland2013 So I've heard ↳ user18 OK WHAT ↳ itsmysterio @tomholland2013 Ineed to tell y somethin ↳ tomholland2013 Shoot ↳ itsmysterio izza secret ↳ tomholland2013 Well dm me ↳ itsmysterio kaykay
user19 MYS AND TOM ARE FRIENDS?? ↳itsmysterio Lovers to bee exat ↳ tomholland2013 No. ↳ itsmysterio Engaged. ↳ tomholland2013 No. ↳ itsmysterio Frends with beneficts ↳ tomholland2013 No. ↳ itsmysterio Best budss wit a super sexxul tension ↳ tomholland2013 NO ↳ itsmysterio Just friends?? ↳ tomholland2013 Maybe ↳ itsmysterio YESSSSSssss
user20 that's so cute wtf
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